fandomhigh | Stabbing People for Fun and Profit: Mercenary Work for Beginners, Monday, Period 4

There was a less than pleased and non-bouncy Deadpool waiting for the kids in the Danger Shope, because he had totally remembered to tell them to meet him there.

Okay, so not really, but he did leave a nice note telling them to get over there instead of their usual spot at the main campfire.

"First of all, it seems there was a wee bit of confusion over the assignment from last week," He said, glaring pointedly at a certain boy with a ponytail that was not a wolf tail and he really needed to accept that fact and move on with his life. Oh wait... he wasn't going to have one after Deadpool got done with him. "There is to be no maiming or injuring of Aly because that causes her to stab me in the kidney, and that makes me cranky. And a cranky me means I'm going to take this out on all of you kiddies!"

He grinned and held up a pair of escrima sticks. "Fighting practice today. Pick your weapon and we'll see what you're made of." Pause. "And I hope it isn't pie because that would be both messy and disturbing as then we would have to eat the pie that you are made of and that's cannibalism."

He should add something to that.

"And that only works for soccer teams in the Andes, not for high school students while they're off camping in a disturbingly familiar cliche for horror movies type environment."

Yup, that covered all the bases on that subject.

"So! One on one spar with me. Or my other lil' T.A., Setsuna because we've fought before already and know each other's tricks already." He grinned and looked over at Alec. "Not!Wolverine T.A., on the other hand, is new and exciting and yay for genetic enhancements in a fight!"

There was logic there, really.

"Now, if things get out of hand with Setsuna and any of you, I will intervene and it will not be fun for you. But I doubt that'll happen, she's good." There was a small bounce at that. "Now, are you kids ready to go?"

[[ooc: ~~Please wait for the~~ OCD is up and ready!]]

[[ooc part deux: weapons are completely moddable!

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Deadpool jumped back this time, crouching down as he watched Zuko move. Kid was fast and trained well.

"You know, it might be easier if you used the practice swords there. Better balance."

It was default to want to argue, but the blades would be easier than the sticks so Zuko nodded and stepped back to pick up a couple of blades. He swung them around for a moment, getting a feel for their balance.

"Better," he decided and fell into an attack position. "Are you just going to keep dodging or are you going to fight?" he challenged, a bit too eager to make Deadpool pay for all the hugs.

"I could..."

Deadpool rolled his eyes and dashed forward, lashing out with his right stick at Zuko's neck and at the kid's wrist with his other one.

Zuko's blades went up, blocking both the blow to his neck and wrist. He pushed back against the sticks, creating space to duck underneath Deadpool's arm and hit at his side.

"Is this about me not supporting your relationship with Mel? Because I do! It's adorable and violent!"

He was good.

Deadpool kicked out at Zuko's knee to force him to either back off or tumble down.

Zuko was good, but he was also easily riled up.

Too close in to dodge in time, the kick his the back of his leg and he rolled forward. Still low against the ground, he quickly turned around and made a low kick at Deadpool's feet.

"I don't need your support," he growled.

"Shh, it's okay. I understand. You're shy. Just go slow with her. Maybe a date to the ice cream store."

Deadpool fell back, snapping back up as soon as he hit the ground and turning to cut out Zuko's feet from beneath him.

Zuko's eyes widened, either at the move or the remark. It was a toss up. He jumped over the hit and landed on his feet beside Deadpool, bringing his blades down at Deadpool's shoulder.

"Maybe a movie. Walks on the beach..."

Deadpool winced. Hit hard too.

He turned quickly, whipping the escrima sticks around to catch Zuko's side.

"We're not..." Zuko gritted his teeth as he caught the sticks on his arms instead. He kicked out at Deadpool's stomach to get him to back off. "Dating."

"Suuuure you aren't," Deadpool said, dropping one stick to grab Zuko by the ankle and twist.

Zuko almost lost his balanced, he stumbled back a little but was kept up by Deadpool. Gritting his teeth, he used all of his strength, putting his weight in Deadpool's hand as he kicked up with his other leg at Deadpool's chin.

Deadpool's head rocked back with a crack, but his grip on Zuko's ankle didn't waver. "OW! No need to get snippy if you can't figure out how to woo your new girlfriend!"

His leg now gone from underneath him, Zuko hit the ground with a thump.

"We're doing fine," he gritted and tried to kick at Deadpool's shin.

"Really?" Deadpool asked, sounding pleased by this. It was always nice when kids found love. "That's just so darn sweet."

He hopped up to avoid the kick, coming back down hard to pin Zuko.

Stabbing People for Fun and Profit: Mercenary Work for Beginners, Monday, Period 4

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