fandomhigh | Stabbing People for Fun and Profit: Mercenary Work for Beginners, Monday, Period 4

There was a less than pleased and non-bouncy Deadpool waiting for the kids in the Danger Shope, because he had totally remembered to tell them to meet him there.

Okay, so not really, but he did leave a nice note telling them to get over there instead of their usual spot at the main campfire.

"First of all, it seems there was a wee bit of confusion over the assignment from last week," He said, glaring pointedly at a certain boy with a ponytail that was not a wolf tail and he really needed to accept that fact and move on with his life. Oh wait... he wasn't going to have one after Deadpool got done with him. "There is to be no maiming or injuring of Aly because that causes her to stab me in the kidney, and that makes me cranky. And a cranky me means I'm going to take this out on all of you kiddies!"

He grinned and held up a pair of escrima sticks. "Fighting practice today. Pick your weapon and we'll see what you're made of." Pause. "And I hope it isn't pie because that would be both messy and disturbing as then we would have to eat the pie that you are made of and that's cannibalism."

He should add something to that.

"And that only works for soccer teams in the Andes, not for high school students while they're off camping in a disturbingly familiar cliche for horror movies type environment."

Yup, that covered all the bases on that subject.

"So! One on one spar with me. Or my other lil' T.A., Setsuna because we've fought before already and know each other's tricks already." He grinned and looked over at Alec. "Not!Wolverine T.A., on the other hand, is new and exciting and yay for genetic enhancements in a fight!"

There was logic there, really.

"Now, if things get out of hand with Setsuna and any of you, I will intervene and it will not be fun for you. But I doubt that'll happen, she's good." There was a small bounce at that. "Now, are you kids ready to go?"

[[ooc: ~~Please wait for the~~ OCD is up and ready!]]

[[ooc part deux: weapons are completely moddable!

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Ping in here if there's anything in particular about your character's fighting ability you think I should know.

Oh, and their odds in a fight with Deadpool because that would be must helpful.

Don't hesitate to bug me with things like that, too, if you're going up against Setsuna! Thanks!

Edward's getting progressively stronger, and know that he knows a little fighting theory, it could ctach Setsuna a little off guard.
But all the stregnth in the world won't help him when he's up against someone trained. So Setsuna can hand him his ass. ;) He could use the lesson in humility.

I find this class's lack of tinfoil sword penguins disturbing.

EDUARDO!

Eduardo luffs Deadpool, squeeeek. 'Cause Deadpool keeps Yachiru from eating Eduardo!

Raph's good, but reckless. Against someone as experienced as Deadpool, he's likely to make stupid mistakes when he gets riled up.

Well you know Avatar so... Zuko is good. He's fast and very agile, but there's no superpowers there and unless Deadpool gives him the clear he's not using his firebending. The sticks might make him more clumsy than he usually is too as his dual blades are a whole lot more balanced and he'll be trying to fight like he does with them.

Seely's a boxer and a bit of a brawler, but Deadpool should be able to wipe the floor easily with him.

Gavin's a soldier so he's got basic hand to hand combat skills but he'd get his ass handed to him by Deadpool.

Eve's pretty damn good. Comes from that whole thirty-nine year old witch-in-a-seventeen year old body thing. And from getting into shitloads of trouble on a daily basis before she died.

So... Deadpool wouldn't completely wipe the floor with her.

Oh, I think you already know Sokka's skillz. Prepare to wipe the floor with him again. :)

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