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The Chef bounces into the kitchen in his usual good mood. Das Schnitzel follows in wearing sunglasses and holding a large coffee. She looks a bit ill.

"Vell, I'm gled yuoo hefe-a a hungufer! Gueeng oooot veet yuoor cheeckee freeends ell huoors ooff zee neeght. Getteeng droonk und dueeng gud knoos vhet in toon. Yuoo shuoold be-a eshemed ooff yuoorselff. Thees isn't Emsterdem yuoo knoo! Iff it ves, I vuoold gledly jueen yuoo in ell zee huupla. Boot ve-a hefe-a vurk tu du!"

Chef puts on his "Songs about chickens" cd and Alice in Chains starts playing.

Okey my leettle-a coocoombers! Zee meel fur September 26 is:
-Cheeckee Tecus

-Herd Bueeled Iggs (I vetched Cuul Hund Looke-a lest neeght. Mmmm Pool Noomun)

-Begs ooff cheetus (Du nut theenk zee Cheff hes suld oooot my leettle-a coopcekes! I infented cheetus by ecceedent oone-a murneeng in Medegescer. Zee neteeves lufed zeem und vursheeped me-a es a gud.)

-Zumbeee-a Freettatas (Zeese-a veell nut meke-a yuoo ell crezy! Yuoo moost be-a a pruffesseeunel cuuk tu ifee theenk ebuoot tryeeng tu cuuk zumbeee-a! I cunnut beleeefe-a yuoo vuoold try tu cuuk zumbeee-a veethuoot my sooperfeesiun! Seelly leettle-a stoodents. Zee secret is tu edd luts ooff ooleefes. Zeey doonpley zee crezy.)

Hefe-a a guud dey leettle-a oones! Feel free-a tu telk luoodly und sheene-a breeght leeghts in Des Schneetzel's droonkee iyes!

Das Schnitzel clucks in a way that threatens to kill any student that dares make her hangover worse.

Comments

[wraithbaitjohn.livejournal.com]

Hey dude, ease off the chicken.

She helped save lives that night, at the peril of her own! She deserved a good drunk.

Yo, Das, I got you covered.

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*The chicken gives a thankful cluck*

[wraithbaitjohn.livejournal.com]

You're welcome. And you're welcome on my team, any time. The guy with the cleaver can come too, I suppose. [g]