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Journalism Class - Monday September 26, 2005
Professor Jerusalem looks old and cranky this morning - or as old and cranky as you can get at the ripe old age of 35. The cat is again playing beneath his desk, this time with something that it probably wouldn't pay to examine too closely.
The Professor is poking somewhat suspiciously at what looks like a perfectly ordinary sandwich.
On the screen behind him is the following message:
Announcement:
I don't want to talk about it. At all. I don't want to hear it, either. Foodstuffs of any kind and the shambling undead are both totally verboten subjects.
Instead, I want to hear about your thoughts as to the student elections - unrelated to the homework assignment. If you must gossip and chatter, let's stick to actual school business. Please.
ALSO: This professor has made it his life's work to make politicians live up to their promises or put them through an un-ending living Hell and will most likely be encouraging his students to do the same. Tomorrow we will discuss 'Monstering'. With inappropriate glee and possibly illustrations.
Political Hopefuls - Beware
Edit: For the benefit of my students, this helpful list of student gov't hopefuls courtesy of
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The Professor is poking somewhat suspiciously at what looks like a perfectly ordinary sandwich.
On the screen behind him is the following message:
I don't want to talk about it. At all. I don't want to hear it, either. Foodstuffs of any kind and the shambling undead are both totally verboten subjects.
Instead, I want to hear about your thoughts as to the student elections - unrelated to the homework assignment. If you must gossip and chatter, let's stick to actual school business. Please.
Political Hopefuls - Beware
Edit: For the benefit of my students, this helpful list of student gov't hopefuls courtesy of

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"So you're saying that, if Marty was elected, and one of his decisions was that everyone on campus needed to know how to shoot a gun, you and Connor would let him set up lessons at the shooting range or whatever? Because that is not how it worked at my old school. At all."
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"All right. And, like, for the record? I don't know that he is saying that."