http://professor-lyman.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] professor-lyman.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2007-05-20 11:35 pm
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Dealing With Stupid People [Monday, May 21]

When the students in the workshop arrived at the tables by the main campfire, they found them covered with phones.

"Welcome to the help desk!" Josh said, grinning proudly. "People are very stupid over the phone, especially when they know you can't see the expression on their faces. This is also why video conferences aren't as popular as regular conference calls--hiding your eyerolling is easier when, well, they can't see your eyes."

He waved his hands out. "Today you will be manning a help desk. I have handwavily put out posters to let people know that it's open during this class time, so the phones should start ringing any minute now. Your job is to answer the person's question in the most polite way possible without letting them know you think they are completely out of their minds."

"Coffee, muffins and bagels are available, answering their questions correctly is completely optional." Josh smirked. "Have fun."

[OOC: Phone lines are open for townies, students, and faculty members to call in. Josh has conveniently forgotten to specify what kind of help the students would offer. Ask for relationship advice, song requests, technical support, people to vote for or against bills in Congress, just to say hi...go nuts.

Re: Man the help desk!

[identity profile] senor-chado.livejournal.com 2007-05-21 07:20 pm (UTC)(link)
"Ummm....well, they're probably all in rehab if they're not dead or in jail right now, so I'm going to go with no on that one."

Re: Man the help desk!

[identity profile] once-a-king.livejournal.com 2007-05-21 07:43 pm (UTC)(link)
"...they're being kinky with dead people?"

Re: Man the help desk!

[identity profile] senor-chado.livejournal.com 2007-05-21 07:50 pm (UTC)(link)
There was a moment of silence on the other end.

"Wait...what?"

Re: Man the help desk!

[identity profile] once-a-king.livejournal.com 2007-05-21 07:56 pm (UTC)(link)
"The kinky people with the cheese and the dead Swedes!"

Re: Man the help desk!

[identity profile] senor-chado.livejournal.com 2007-05-21 08:15 pm (UTC)(link)
More silence.

"Uhhh....wow. I was...talking about music over here....A band, the Kinks, influenced the early work of another band, the Who, which you, as an English guy, should totally know. The dead Swedes are in reference to Europe, the band who does that craptastic song The Final Countdown, which GOB wouldn't let Teal Dear play at the bar unless we played it."

Re: Man the help desk!

[identity profile] once-a-king.livejournal.com 2007-05-22 12:05 am (UTC)(link)
Peter paused. "Err, I'm from 1940...were the Who around then?"

Re: Man the help desk!

[identity profile] senor-chado.livejournal.com 2007-05-22 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
"Uh. No. Try about twenty three years later."