Beeblebrox's noddy and nice list!

[best-bang-yet.livejournal.com]

Okay my slightly more fashionable primates, here’s a list of students who really wowed me with their ability to wear that crap in public ingenuity. Honestly, I can’t believe you all did it. Not in a million years did I think a group of people would be gullible confidant enough to pull off a theme like Bondage Space Pirates. Thank you for the amusement Well Done. As a reward, you get another week with me.

Students who passed:
scissors__ Nice work, metal hands, nice work! I see a future in design for you.

the4thsister For blatantly using your good looks to get ahead, I salute you.

lane_drums You really went the extra mile kid. As a reward, I popped off to a planet specializing in unique pets and had them manufacture your own Bondage Space Pirate Kitty!

*Pulls cat out of the box. He’s wearing a tiny hat, eyepatch, and scarf*

He doesn’t meow, he goes “gaaaar”. Good luck!

pure_blooddraco
death_n_binky The two of you make an excellent team. I see a very fashionable future if you stick together.

persian_eunuch Something tells me you know more about bondage that most people. Something else tells me I don’t want to know anymore.

likeguidelines You could use a bit more vitamin C in your diet, but who knows pirate fashion better than the scurvy infested source?

Students who pass by the skin of their bicuspids:
sooo_cute Not only did you blow off Zaphod Beeblebrox’s class, but you had your partner turn in your assignment for you. Not good, chickie. Half of the grade in this class is earned by convincing me that the crap you’re wearing your outfit is hipper than hip. Fail to show up and present again, and you’re getting a one-way shuttle to Principal Conner’s office.

other_logan You showed up to class, planned out your design, but had you partner do your presentation. Honest mix up, especially for a human, but watch that it doesn’t happen again, or it’s off the Principal for you.

Students who are out, out, out:
connie_the_kid
avenuebcat
chosen_slayer
i_love_manolos
lovelylana

And, though it pains me...

bent_bender

You all had more time than most to show up, and you didn’t. As promised, I’ll be looking forward to turning your names into the Principal.

For those of you who passed but got stuck with flaky partners, go ahead are re-pair here. And if you wind up being the odd man out, don’t worry. You get to partner with me. Lucky, lucky.

Also, it seems that I’ve got 6 spots open in the class. As this week’s class was cancelled due to freaking Zombies, now’s a good time for new students to jump on the Beeblebrox Bandwagon. If interested, post it here. Look back in my memories for the syllabus.

Alright, I’ll see you all on Thursday. We’re going to designing something even more spectacular than last week. Don’t faint from the excitement!

[ooc: Sorry it took me so long to post a final pass/fail list. You think Zombies are bad? Try my real weekend! Things are fine now, you can all expect to see another class posted Thursday :)]

Comments

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

[ooc: *ded* from Lane's Bondage Space Pirate Kitty.]

[sensethevisions]

[[OOC: *Dead* I now want a space pirate amazon ninja cat...and Buffy didn't want to be dropped from the class. Just my week kind of ate me]]

[best-bang-yet.livejournal.com]

((If Buffy pleads her case to Zaphod, he'll most likely cave. Just mention Zombies, and the fact that he high tailed it off the planet))

[lane-drums.livejournal.com]

*Lane takes the kitty, trying not to laugh and wondering if she's allowed to keep a pet in the dorms.*

Thank you, professor... I ... don't know what to say."

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

[OOC: No one's said anything about my chicken, so you should be okay.]

[best-bang-yet.livejournal.com]

((So that's why the chef likes you so much!))

[best-bang-yet.livejournal.com]

Just remember, vote Beeblebrox.

[other-logan.livejournal.com]

*Logan is glad he didn't end up with a ...'decorative' pet*

[the4thsister.livejournal.com]

*Paige blushes slightly* Thanks Mr Beeblebrox, I remembered after the presentation *she pauses and reaches in her bag pulling out a pair of handcuffs* I forgot to add these! and it looks like my partner's been dropped.

(ooc - feel free to pair her up with Zaphod cos that'd be fun and make my day!)

[forlornslayer.livejournal.com]

[[OOC: Sorry hun. I forgot Buffy had this class when all hell broke loose in RL]]

[the4thsister.livejournal.com]

((ooc- that's ok don't worry about it))

[persian-eunuch.livejournal.com]

*incredibly relieved at passing for as much as that project took out of him*

*looks around for a new partner, hopefully*

[persian-eunuch.livejournal.com]

((OOC: *Is now considering a bondage space pirate halloween costume for her own kitty* *giggle*))

[the4thsister.livejournal.com]

((ooc - oh that idea rocks, I have a cat too, we should all do it!))

[persian-eunuch.livejournal.com]

((OOC: I'll try and take pictures if she lets me actually do it. lol Most likely it'll just be a "hell, no" and hide behind the couch sort of experience. :D))

[the4thsister.livejournal.com]

(ooc-lol my cat would probably go for it, he's a bit stupid like that!)

[best-bang-yet.livejournal.com]

((Zaphod Beeblebrox: Corrupting felines, one kitten at a time!))

[the4thsister.livejournal.com]

(( oh yes, I love Zaphod, he can corrupt me anyday!)

[scissors--.livejournal.com]

*looks around for a new partner, too*



((ooc: wanna pair up with edward? With your 'bondage-experience' and my scissors we could make some awesome outfits 0.o ))

[persian-eunuch.livejournal.com]

If you not cut me, I be partner. *smiles*

[scissors--.livejournal.com]

that's a deal :)

[best-bang-yet.livejournal.com]

Solid match. He doesn't have anything you need to worry about nipping off.

[other-logan.livejournal.com]

[forlornslayer.livejournal.com]

Buffy walks in and goes directly to Beeblebrox's death desk.

"Excuse me, sir? I would very much like to not be dropped from your class due to the fact that I just spent my entire weekend fighting zombies to protect you people in this school."

[best-bang-yet.livejournal.com]

Zerquard, why does everyone bring up those blasted Zombies? Why don't you people have spaceships?

[forlornslayer.livejournal.com]

Buffy smiled. "I had to make a choice between building a spaceship and flying away or swinging a sword and protecting people." She grinned, "Guess which one I chose?"

[best-bang-yet.livejournal.com]

The boring one, obviously. Phallic weapons are last millennia.

On the other hand...I hate to turn away a primate who so obviously needs a little style sense. I’ll take you back in, but there are a few conditions. You meet them, you’re back in.

[forlornslayer.livejournal.com]

"There's nothing boring about fighting to protect people you care about."

She raised her eyebrow. "What are the conditions?"

[best-bang-yet.livejournal.com]

I'm nothing if not fair-headed. I just need proof that you really want to be in this class, right-o?

Get an endorsement for your enrollment from a fellow student, and you're in. It can't be one of your monkey friends, that's not work at all.

You need an endorsement from a founding member of the JA. I haven't had any of those kids miss my class.

[forlornslayer.livejournal.com]

"I'm not allowed to be within 100 feet of any member of the JA as their founder and I...have a history. I go near them and I get detention. I'd do a lot for you, but not detention."

[sooo_cute]

But! But! My partner told me he was going to hand it in! I had no way of knowing that I had to hand it in too because I wasn't in class because... my grandmother died! Yes, my grandmother died and it was a family emergency and I was distraught, Mr. Beeblebrox, sir. There are still tearstains on my pillow!

[best-bang-yet.livejournal.com]

*yawns*

This is Fandom High. I don't give a flying frood about your grandmother. Given what went down this past weekend, you should just be grateful she didn't come back and try and eat your peanut of a brain.

In fact, I'm ordering a 50-100 word essay on why I'm cooler than your grandmother. Due by Thursday.

[http://users.livejournal.com/___lily_evans_/]

[ooc: *dies*]

[lovelylana.livejournal.com]

Sorry, Professor. I thought I'd left you a note saying I had to drop out of fashion class. Sorry about that!

[best-bang-yet.livejournal.com]

Well, I won't turn you in to Principal Conner, but you do get a 'D' for...you know, something starting with D that alludes to dropping my class without notice.

And also for detention. Report on Saturday.

[lovelylana.livejournal.com]

Detention?

I've never had detention in my life.

And I saw what happened to the people who had detention last time. And with the gremlins and the zombies and...

Excuse me, please.

*Lana bursts into tears and runs out of the room*

[other-logan.livejournal.com]

"Yes, professor - I am deeply sorry that I missed the presentation day. Family stuff, it shouldn't happen again. I do appreciate being offered another chance, sir."

[best-bang-yet.livejournal.com]

Yes, well, I am an all around great guy.