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fandomhigh2007-05-15 10:21 am
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How to Blow Things Up: Period 2, Week 1
Blue hair still bright, Aly waited for the class to assemble in the clearing she'd chosen for today.
"Morning, all," she said with a grin. "For those of who who don't know me, I'm Alianne of Pirate's Swoop. Feel free to call me Aly, if you have a need to be formal, duani is also acceptable, but the first person to call me Miss Aly gets things thrown at them. The class is How to Blow Things Up. Hopefully explosions are acceptable to all of you-" she grinned at those in her Revolutions class - "Because we're going to make a lot of them."
"But not quite today. Today I want to get to know you and talk about a few important things before anything gets blown up. First of all, not all of our classes are going to be in the Danger Room. We're going to be working with real explosives with the real possibility of people getting hurt. That means that if we're working with them and I tell you to do something, you need to do it immediately. No questions, no what-ifs, no counterpoints, get down or get out of the way or stop what you're doing."
"If you think that's going to be a problem for you, that's fine, but you need to go find a new class now."
"Secondly, this is a class about explosives - C4, hand grenades, TNT, the like. We're going to have a class on magical ways, but outside of that , if you have special abilities that allows you to blow up things - or set them on fire -" she glanced at Zukoif he was there "I'd prefer the focus stay on the more chemical explosives."
"And finally," she began passing out what looked like basic floorplans of the school. "For the last class, you're each going to design a strategy for blowing up the school. I realise the idea is a bit passé after our visitors a few Saturdays ago, but let's pretend it's not the case. Take the floorplans, take a look at them, and keep the project in mind as the workshop progresses."
She paused, watching the class. "Now that that's out of the way, why don't you all introduce yourselves - even those I've already met, yes, and tell me a bit about yourself as well as your familiarity or experience with making things go boom."
[OOC: OCD iscoming up yay]
"Morning, all," she said with a grin. "For those of who who don't know me, I'm Alianne of Pirate's Swoop. Feel free to call me Aly, if you have a need to be formal, duani is also acceptable, but the first person to call me Miss Aly gets things thrown at them. The class is How to Blow Things Up. Hopefully explosions are acceptable to all of you-" she grinned at those in her Revolutions class - "Because we're going to make a lot of them."
"But not quite today. Today I want to get to know you and talk about a few important things before anything gets blown up. First of all, not all of our classes are going to be in the Danger Room. We're going to be working with real explosives with the real possibility of people getting hurt. That means that if we're working with them and I tell you to do something, you need to do it immediately. No questions, no what-ifs, no counterpoints, get down or get out of the way or stop what you're doing."
"If you think that's going to be a problem for you, that's fine, but you need to go find a new class now."
"Secondly, this is a class about explosives - C4, hand grenades, TNT, the like. We're going to have a class on magical ways, but outside of that , if you have special abilities that allows you to blow up things - or set them on fire -" she glanced at Zuko
"And finally," she began passing out what looked like basic floorplans of the school. "For the last class, you're each going to design a strategy for blowing up the school. I realise the idea is a bit passé after our visitors a few Saturdays ago, but let's pretend it's not the case. Take the floorplans, take a look at them, and keep the project in mind as the workshop progresses."
She paused, watching the class. "Now that that's out of the way, why don't you all introduce yourselves - even those I've already met, yes, and tell me a bit about yourself as well as your familiarity or experience with making things go boom."
[OOC: OCD is
Re: [Explodey 5/15] Talk to Aly
"Yes, we're going to do actual explosions. No point in making people careless by never doing real ones. What type of supplies do you have? I'd love to see them. My hair's blue because Deadpool and Yondaime are married now. Summer in general is awesome so we need awesome classes, and I'm really really happy to have you in my class, Rikku."
Re: [Explodey 5/15] Talk to Aly
She stared. "Deadpool got married!? I haven't even seen him since I got back! I got him a sword from my trip and maybe now I'll just pretend it's a wedding gift, too. Think he'll buy it?"
"I'm really, really happy to be here, too. I mean, a lot. There were so many classes I wanted and I couldn't take them all but, dude. Explosions? I mean ... DUDE."
Re: [Explodey 5/15] Talk to Aly
"He should have told you!" Aly said with a grin. "I'm sure he'd love a sword for a wedding present. It's Deadpool, he's always happy with a sword."
"And explosions. Totally the best thing this side of spying."
Re: [Explodey 5/15] Talk to Aly
"I know, that's why I thought he'd love it. The sword, I mean. It used to belong to someone ..." She got serious for a moment. "The best warrior I know. It's not being used now, I thought ... he might want it."
And shook her head, smiling again. "Can we add thieving to that list?"