http://professor-lyman.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] professor-lyman.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2007-05-13 10:14 pm
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Dealing With Stupid People [Monday, May 14, 2nd period]

Josh was obviously uncomfortable with the whole "being outside" thing as he perched on a picnic bench and smiled at the students as they assembled.

"Okay, one of the most annoying things you will encounter in your life will be other people," he began, rolling his eyes. "Most of us -- in my universe, anyway, some of you might have other experiences -- can't kill them by using our brains, so we have to come up with different coping methods. We'll get to the more advanced techniques -- sarcasm, the strategic use of an eye roll -- later, but today we'll start out with something that gives you a lot of chance to practice before you send out the final product."

He pulled out a sheaf of papers and dropped it onto the table. "Writing back to stupid people!" he said triumphantly. "In this exercise you need to reply to these obviously deranged letters in a polite way without asking if they've thought to seek professional help for their delusions. There are five different letters so pair up with a partner -- it's better to double check your language against someone else, at least at the beginning -- and write back to these completely insane people."

Josh grinned. "Questions? Problems? I don't really care, but ask anyway."

Re: During the lecture

[identity profile] once-a-king.livejournal.com 2007-05-14 05:24 pm (UTC)(link)
"Student Council and all," Peter agreed. He pondered for a second. "Could we make the coffee decaf?"

Re: During the lecture

[identity profile] izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com 2007-05-14 05:29 pm (UTC)(link)
"That's an idea. But we'd have to cover all bases," she said thoughtfully. "Break into his house and substitute the coffee. Bribe the baristas at J,GoB and the Perk to only serve him decaf."

Re: During the lecture

[identity profile] once-a-king.livejournal.com 2007-05-14 06:09 pm (UTC)(link)
He eyed Josh. "Do you really think he makes his own coffee?"

Re: During the lecture

[identity profile] izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com 2007-05-14 06:12 pm (UTC)(link)
"I think he has a coffee maker set up on his nightstand and doesn't get out of bed without at least two cups," Isabel said. "The man's an addict."