Reposted from Library thread, by request.

[medusae-x.livejournal.com]

An inhuman, echoing voice bellows through the library, "Do NOT shoot me. It's Medusa. If you need out, I can get you out and to safety."

An enormous snakelike form pulls up outside the library window, crushing zombie bodies underneath it. Her hands enter the window, jerking the jam right out of the wall and widening the opening. Boiling water pours out underneath her, but she doesn't seem to notice.

"If you want out, climb aboard, and I'll get you into town."

Comments

[actingltcrumpet.livejournal.com]

"Certainly not the type of bonding experience I had hoped for."

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

"Yeah, I was kind of hoping for something with pillows, blankets, and things that smelled nice."

John looks down at his ruined shirt and pants.

"But zombie goo is good too."

[actingltcrumpet.livejournal.com]

"Yes, and I was hoping for something involving Cam naked good company, a good supply of rum and several hours of peace and relaxation." Archie grimaces at his ripped and filth-caked uniform. "I hope I can get this replaced somewhere in town."

[ihatedenmark.livejournal.com]

I know a tailor that could help you out. This--

*motions to his ripped, zombie-innards covered trenchcoat*

--this is just ruined.