Reposted from Library thread, by request.

[medusae-x.livejournal.com]

An inhuman, echoing voice bellows through the library, "Do NOT shoot me. It's Medusa. If you need out, I can get you out and to safety."

An enormous snakelike form pulls up outside the library window, crushing zombie bodies underneath it. Her hands enter the window, jerking the jam right out of the wall and widening the opening. Boiling water pours out underneath her, but she doesn't seem to notice.

"If you want out, climb aboard, and I'll get you into town."

Comments

[janet_fraiser]

Like, if you bite a zombie will it start wearing leather and being psychotic, do you mean?

[ihatedenmark.livejournal.com]

If I bite one, will it do my avenging for me?

[02maxwell.livejournal.com]

I bet you don't need to bite it for that; just set it loose in your uncle's room and see what happens

[ihatedenmark.livejournal.com]

I'm just worried that zombie!Claudius might make my life even worse. At least he'd small better.

[janet_fraiser]

Always worth a try, if you don't mind the taste of rotting flesh. Ew.

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

Hey!

I was actually refering to a the biter becoming...

Hey Janet, to be a doctor don't you have to have a nice big braiiiiiiin...

[janet_fraiser]

*laughs at Callisto's joke*

*decides to take a step back anyway*

[janet_fraiser]

*laughing* I know. But zombie-related humor is all the rage these days.

*snickers at Callisto's joke*

[janet_fraiser]

OOC: Crap. Teach me not to delete a message after I reply to a comment.