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Superheroing- Tuesday, April 24- 2nd period

When the class gets to the danger shop today, Captain Liberty greets them all with a smile and says, "Well, you've been a great class. I hope you all do well out there, fighting the good fight and ridding the world- or city, or town, or however you wanna do it- of crime and evildoers. I'm sure you'll all do... keenly.

"So for your final today, you are going to battle a particular fiend we call Apocalypse Cow," she says. "Hope your costumes are flame-retardant." Looking around for their reactions, she adds, "Okay, really, it's just a simulation, but still. Seriously. Flames. One the side of your face, your clothes, the buildings, the guy next to you... Have fun, kids!"

[Heading to work. Feel free to continue to play, mod the city setting or Apocalypse Cow uddering fire at people/things, but no injuries/killing my flamey cow till I get home.]

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FIGHT FIRE WITH ARTHUR!

(Yeah, in canon it took some teamwork and a hospital visit. Just so's you're aware. Though since this is a simulation, no one should get hurt.)

"I don't suppose anyone has the power to make really big oven mitts?" Cassie declared.

Buffy looked down at her pom poms, then put them down on the ground and pulled out her stake instead. "Nope, but I can make really bad puns if needed."

"Cause I'm not exactly flame proof," Cassie said. "And the bigger I get, the, well, more I catch on fire."

Buffy's eyebrows went up. "You're thinking of picking up the evil cow?"

"Well, unless we miraculously got a Bobby Drake to transfer in for the last week of school, I am pretty much clueless," Cassie said.

"How much water do we have?" Katara asked. "Cause if there's enough of it, I can put out the cow - or any of you who catch on fire."

"I could help," Peter pointed out. "Make it a two-sided water attack."

From it's 40-foot-tall stance, Apocalypse Cow shoots fire in their general direction. From her udders.

Maybe that's why she's so cranky.

Edward dodges the fire. "Need a distraction? I'd be happy to oblige."

"You need water?" Molly asked.

Without waiting for an answer, she went and broke off a fire hydrant. Water gysered up into the air.

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"Hey!" John calls out. "Do you just miss your husband cow?"

Apocalypse Cow udders fire at him.

She's kind of direct.

"Yikes," John said, diving away. "C'mon! I'm a good matchmaker!"

Apocalypse Cow blinks big murderous ~~doe~~ cow eyes at him. And shoots a few more little fires in his direction.

John dodged and said, "C'mon! I know the perfect guy! He's big and brown and he'll take care of you!"

Seely grinned at the cow. "Hey there."

If Apocalypse Cow knew Seely, she'd be hoping he didn't hit on her.

Instead, she uddered a couple bursts of flame his way.

Jamie sat and ate a hamburger.

"Mmm. Ground beef."

Apocalypse Cow sees that, moos enragedly, and kicks a small hot dog stand towards him.

She's 40 feet tall. She can do it.

Jamie dove for cover...

And dropped his hamburger.

"Damn it! That was 100% ground chuck!" Jamie said shaking his fist at the cow. "Now I'm going to have to go the restaurant and order veal!"

After a quick run to the bathroom to change (stupid, stupid mega embarrassing transformation sequence), will was back in Guardian form and ready to fight. Then she saw the Apocalypse Cow. And just kind of stared at it for a couple of minutes.

"What."

She'd better react quick, because Apocalyse Cow totally udders flame at her (it's a verb now shh).

Peter put on his mask and got to work. Then he realized that he had no clue where to start to attack a giant cow.

"The head, I guess," Peter said. He rushed towards Apocalypse Cow's hind legs and jumped at them, intending to climb up them and over to the head.

Apocalypse Cow tries to shake him off her legs, but wow is it hard to shoot fire back there.

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