DAMM - Period 1 Monday - The Final Countdown

[bluewindbreaker.livejournal.com]

Byron appeared before the class in the usual way and bowed to them.

"Greetings students! Today is the day of your Final exam! Follow me! To the DANGER SHOP!"

As the class moved to the danger shop, Byron explained the they would be presented with a situation that they will have to resolve. Each student had to pick at least one door, but could do as many as they like after that. Arcane, alchemical, and mundane items would be available for them to assemble whatever sort of solution might come into their heads.

[[ooc: Please wait for OCD. Open! I'm home with a nasty cold so responses will either be quite fast, because I'm here, or quite slow, because I've fallen askeep.

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Re: DOOR TWO - HELP THE NICE OLD LADY

[notajar]

"You're welcome." Door surveys the scenery. "Do you know what's haunting the woods?"

Re: DOOR TWO - HELP THE NICE OLD LADY

[bluewindbreaker.livejournal.com]

"Oh I'm afraid that story has been lost over the years young lady." the woman said. "But there's talk of an angry ghostly hound and a screaming woman."

Re: DOOR TWO - HELP THE NICE OLD LADY

[notajar]

"Well, if they're ghosts, they don't sound as if they can do you much harm," Door reasons. "But I'd be happy to walk along with you just in case. "

Re: DOOR TWO - HELP THE NICE OLD LADY

[bluewindbreaker.livejournal.com]

"Oh thank you Dearie, I would welcome the company."

Re: DOOR TWO - HELP THE NICE OLD LADY

[notajar]

Door hesitates to point out that she could probably also open a door directly to wherever her granddaughter lives, because she's not quite sure how that would work in the Danger Shop.

She doesn't hesitate to shoot sidelong glances at the old lady to try to determine if she's actually something Door ought to be worried about, trying to look helpless as a trap.

"Which direction does your granddaughter live?"

Re: DOOR TWO - HELP THE NICE OLD LADY

[bluewindbreaker.livejournal.com]

"Just on the other side of the forest, it's a quick trip if we stay on the path.".

Re: DOOR TWO - HELP THE NICE OLD LADY

[notajar]

"Okay." Door starts down the path, looking left and right.

Re: DOOR TWO - HELP THE NICE OLD LADY

[bluewindbreaker.livejournal.com]

"What a nice young lady, what's your name dearie?"

Re: DOOR TWO - HELP THE NICE OLD LADY

[notajar]

"I'm Door, ma'am." Names are power, but it's not her full name.

Re: DOOR TWO - HELP THE NICE OLD LADY

[bluewindbreaker.livejournal.com]

"Such a nice name for a nice young lady. Tell me, do you have a beau?"

Re: DOOR TWO - HELP THE NICE OLD LADY

[notajar]

"...I have a sword that I borrow sometimes. And a gun. No bow, though. Do you think I should take it up?"

Re: DOOR TWO - HELP THE NICE OLD LADY

[bluewindbreaker.livejournal.com]

The old lady laughed.

"No my dear, I mean do you have a young man?"

Re: DOOR TWO - HELP THE NICE OLD LADY

[notajar]

"Oh. One of those. Not really? I mean, I live with one, but he likes me too much to actually date me."

Re: DOOR TWO - HELP THE NICE OLD LADY

[bluewindbreaker.livejournal.com]

"Oh that's unfortunate for you... But good for me." she said, and then she let out a blood curdling scream (http://members.lycos.nl/mythes/hpbimg/Banshee.gif).

Re: DOOR TWO - HELP THE NICE OLD LADY

[notajar]

Door blinks. Hard. "That was impressive."

Re: DOOR TWO - HELP THE NICE OLD LADY

[bluewindbreaker.livejournal.com]

"I'LL SWALLOW YOUR SOUL!"

Re: DOOR TWO - HELP THE NICE OLD LADY

[notajar]

"I bet I can scream louder."

Re: DOOR TWO - HELP THE NICE OLD LADY

[bluewindbreaker.livejournal.com]

"DEAD BY DAWN! DEAD BY DAWN!"

Re: DOOR TWO - HELP THE NICE OLD LADY

[notajar]

"GO GREMLINS! GO GREMLINS!"

Re: DOOR TWO - HELP THE NICE OLD LADY

[bluewindbreaker.livejournal.com]

The woman's head asplode.

You win!

Re: DOOR TWO - HELP THE NICE OLD LADY

[notajar]

*dies*