DAMM - Period 1 Monday - The Final Countdown

[bluewindbreaker.livejournal.com]

Byron appeared before the class in the usual way and bowed to them.

"Greetings students! Today is the day of your Final exam! Follow me! To the DANGER SHOP!"

As the class moved to the danger shop, Byron explained the they would be presented with a situation that they will have to resolve. Each student had to pick at least one door, but could do as many as they like after that. Arcane, alchemical, and mundane items would be available for them to assemble whatever sort of solution might come into their heads.

[[ooc: Please wait for OCD. Open! I'm home with a nasty cold so responses will either be quite fast, because I'm here, or quite slow, because I've fallen askeep.

Comments

DOOR FOUR - VANQUISH THE... VAMPIRE?

[bluewindbreaker.livejournal.com]

"Grrrr! I van to suck yer bloooooood!"

Re: DOOR FOUR - VANQUISH THE... VAMPIRE?

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

Seriously? "Why?" Dawn asked, covering a yawn.

Re: DOOR FOUR - VANQUISH THE... VAMPIRE?

[bluewindbreaker.livejournal.com]

"I need it to fuel my eternal life... Duh!!"

Re: DOOR FOUR - VANQUISH THE... VAMPIRE?

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

"Uh huh," Dawn looked a little skeptical, "so, any reason why I shouldn't just wave some garlic, throw some holy water, stake you and be done with it?"

Re: DOOR FOUR - VANQUISH THE... VAMPIRE?

[bluewindbreaker.livejournal.com]

The little boy's lower lip started to quiver and he sniffed.

"... I didn't say I vanted to suck all your blood!"

Re: DOOR FOUR - VANQUISH THE... VAMPIRE?

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

Just in case, she pulled a compact out of her purse and flashed the mirror at the little boy to see if he reflected. "I like all my blood where it is, thanks. Have you considered switching to pig or cow? Easily accessible and relatively inexpensive..."

Re: DOOR FOUR - VANQUISH THE... VAMPIRE?

[bluewindbreaker.livejournal.com]

Dawn's caution pays off as the mirror does not reflect the little boy.

"Pigs n cows ain't pretty... And they smell bad!"

Re: DOOR FOUR - VANQUISH THE... VAMPIRE?

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

Okay, so, real vampire. "You don't smell so great to them either, I bet."

Re: DOOR FOUR - VANQUISH THE... VAMPIRE?

[bluewindbreaker.livejournal.com]

"Hey! I take baths!"

Re: DOOR FOUR - VANQUISH THE... VAMPIRE?

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

"I'm very happy to hear that," Dawn said, then suggested, "and I'm thinking that maybe you could just buy the blood from a butcher and not have to deal with anything smelly?"

Re: DOOR FOUR - VANQUISH THE... VAMPIRE?

[bluewindbreaker.livejournal.com]

"... i guess I could drink it out of a wine glass... That would be cool huh?"

The kid looked like he wasn't entirely sure of that or not.

Re: DOOR FOUR - VANQUISH THE... VAMPIRE?

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

As though Walter could choose anything else.

"Speech impediment?"

Re: DOOR FOUR - VANQUISH THE... VAMPIRE?

[bluewindbreaker.livejournal.com]

"No, that's how vampires talk! Duh!"

Re: DOOR FOUR - VANQUISH THE... VAMPIRE?

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

Alucard wouldn't even bother eating this kid as an appetizer. "Not where I'm from."

Re: DOOR FOUR - VANQUISH THE... VAMPIRE?

[bluewindbreaker.livejournal.com]

"... Oh." This kid has obviously been watching too many movies.

Re: DOOR FOUR - VANQUISH THE... VAMPIRE?

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

"Yeah. So. Why should I be scared of you?"

Re: DOOR FOUR - VANQUISH THE... VAMPIRE?

[bluewindbreaker.livejournal.com]

"... Cause I'm a vampire?"

Re: DOOR FOUR - VANQUISH THE... VAMPIRE?

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

Walter laughed. "Not good enough. Do you have anything else?"

Re: DOOR FOUR - VANQUISH THE... VAMPIRE?

[bluewindbreaker.livejournal.com]

The kid seems to think for a moment.

".... Oh yeah."

There's a *poof* as he turns into this (http://www.worth1000.com/entries/213500/213569hmOL_w.jpg) and leaps at Walter.

Re: DOOR FOUR - VANQUISH THE... VAMPIRE?

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

Walter would have been more intimidated, maybe if he didn't occasionally wake up next to this (http://theanimeblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/hellsing-ultimate02.jpg) fellow.

He's also having fun, which would explain why he just exchanged places with the watched-too-much-Bela-Lugosi vampire child, moving faster than anyone would expect of a human.

Re: DOOR FOUR - VANQUISH THE... VAMPIRE?

[narglette.livejournal.com]

"They make blood-pops for that, you know?" Luna said.

Re: DOOR FOUR - VANQUISH THE... VAMPIRE?

[bluewindbreaker.livejournal.com]

"... They do?"

Re: DOOR FOUR - VANQUISH THE... VAMPIRE?

[narglette.livejournal.com]

"Yes." Luna proceed to give him a list of reputable shops where blood-pops were sold.

Re: DOOR FOUR - VANQUISH THE... VAMPIRE?

[bluewindbreaker.livejournal.com]

"Wow... Thanks!"

Re: DOOR FOUR - VANQUISH THE... VAMPIRE?

[narglette.livejournal.com]

"You are welcome!" Luna waved as she headed off to the next task.