fandomhigh | Driver's Education - 3rd Period

The classroom had all the chairs cleared out this morning, leaving a rug with a TV playing a movie, a couple of cozy coupe and a few big wheels to keep the kids entertained. There were two kids sitting on Deadpool's desk, one was giving the entire class as disdainful look because she was so much cooler than any of them. The other tried to look the same but ended up grinning a lot.

Deadpool stepped forward and started to talk. "So! You all have your final coming up soon and you know what that means." A pause.

"That they're all gonna fail?" The girl asked.

"No, they're not all going to fail," Deadpool replied, much to her dismay. "It means that today is a blow off day during which we all pretend to study for the exam. Here's a hint kiddies, if you didn't crash the car, you'll probably pass the final. Whether or not you pass at the DMV is up to you."

The little boy disappeared halfway through this to go play on top of one of the cozy coupes. "KARYUU, GET DOWN BEFORE I GET PUNCHED BY ARASHI FOR GETTING YOU A CONCUSSION."

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"Five. There are five. Or were five. Bridge's wandered off last night."

Conner's eyes went impossibly wide.

". . . you parented an entire squad's worth of Rangers. And one with Bridge?"

"That's not the weirdest one." She pointed at JD. "That one's father? Sky. I don't even like Sky." Then Paris. "And she has two mommies--Paris! I told you not to pull Kimmy's hair!" She created a replicate to separate them, then turned back to Conner. "I'm going nuts."

"At least there can be more than one of you?" Conner groaned as his kids started chasing each other around in a blur again. "Kimberly's got my speed plus Tori's, and can I just say, me and Tori? So wrong. So so so wrong. I only thought she was hot when she was evil and she wasn't evil that long!"

Z blinked. "...you bred with Tori?"

Conner pointed at the little green blur. "Kimberly over there? Yeah. Apparently."

Z pointed at the dark-skinned little girl her replicate was keeping from attacking Paris, the blonde. "That's Kimberly, too. Well, Kimmy, but I assume it's short for Kimberly. Must be a trend."

Conner held his head with both hands in a futile attempt to keep his brains from leaking out. "I guess we decided to go with a nice traditional . . . Rangery . . . name?"

Z shrugged. "Apparently. Have you just got two?"

"As far as I know," Conner said. "And they're enough of a handful. I don't know Mia's mom, but she looks just like Gwynn and she plays soccer, and Mia carries around a picture of her in her sock."

"I had kids with all my teammates. And Jack. I'm trying really hard not to think about that one. He's like my brother."

"This seriously brings 'that is so wrong' to a whole new level, doesn't it?"

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