fandomhigh | Driver's Education - 3rd Period

The classroom had all the chairs cleared out this morning, leaving a rug with a TV playing a movie, a couple of cozy coupe and a few big wheels to keep the kids entertained. There were two kids sitting on Deadpool's desk, one was giving the entire class as disdainful look because she was so much cooler than any of them. The other tried to look the same but ended up grinning a lot.

Deadpool stepped forward and started to talk. "So! You all have your final coming up soon and you know what that means." A pause.

"That they're all gonna fail?" The girl asked.

"No, they're not all going to fail," Deadpool replied, much to her dismay. "It means that today is a blow off day during which we all pretend to study for the exam. Here's a hint kiddies, if you didn't crash the car, you'll probably pass the final. Whether or not you pass at the DMV is up to you."

The little boy disappeared halfway through this to go play on top of one of the cozy coupes. "KARYUU, GET DOWN BEFORE I GET PUNCHED BY ARASHI FOR GETTING YOU A CONCUSSION."

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Just don't run into each other with the cars. Last thing anyone needs is a crying child.

Door tries to see if she'll fit in a Cozy Coupe. She won't, despite her general wee-ness, for she is not that wee. So she pretends to study for the exam.

Mel is there.

And she's not looking at all the kids with a mixture of wistfulness and horror.

Okay. Maybe a little.

Rikku - who wasn't even supposed to be in this class, but had come along to make sure her babydaddy wasn't slaughtered mercilessly by her overprotective mentor - giggled and clapped her hands appreciatively. "You do this every week? This class looks like fun!"

"Usually it's real cars," he chuckled, folding himself into a Crazy Coupe. "C'mon, Bayla, I'll race ya."

Bayla grinned and snagged herself a Big Wheel. "Bet I c'n hit more cars than you!"

Every week was Bumper Car week, in Bayla-land.

Which is when Bayla got thwacked by another Big Wheel.

What? All's fair in love, war, family, and bumper cars. Like Rikku didn't know what her daughter had in mind.

Dude! Jude had the best babymommy ever!

This was going to get messy quickly as Jude aimed for Rikku and Rikku aimed for Jude and Bayla aimed for Jude and CHAOS. ANARCHY. In short, you have a ghastly mess.

"YOU GOT ME!" Bayla jumped off her Big Wheel and fell over dramatically. "I got all smooshed up 'n now the amby-lance has to come gets me and put my guts back in."

"I dunno," said Rikku, deadpan, looking over at her I-just-wanted-to-use-the-word-babydaddy-in-FH-again. "Those are a lot of guts. Gonna need a big amby-lance."

Jude crawled out of his Cozy Coupe and collapsed to his knees beside Bayla. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Not my little girl! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

"It's okay, Daddy," Bayla announced in a stage whisper, jumping up to give him a hug. "I'm just pretendin'."

Jude hugged her back. "Phew. You had me worried, little girl-dude."

"Okay I'm gonna go be all dead 'gain but I'm just pretendin' still." She nodded reassuringly, and then did her best fake death. Which was ruined by her immediately hopping up and going, "Now an ambylance to fix me!"

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Demyx was so glad he didn't have any children. Organization XIII kidlets would be terrifying.

So he settled with watching the movie.

Watching Jude, Rikku and Bayla play really made Molly wish she hadn't left Trudi with Anakin.

Bayla giggled and waved. And attempted to play bumper cars with Molly. Regardless of whether or not Molly was, herself, actually in a fake-car.

Molly waved from where she was sitting on the floor. As Bayla got closer, Molly rolled out of the way. "Eeek!"

Bayla giggled madly, and turned her Big Wheel around to face Molly again. "How come you're not playin'?"

"I was watching you play!" Molly said.

"You should play, too!" Bayla announced. "You can get a car 'n smash other people 'n then they take you to the hospital so's your guts get put back in."

"I'm so big though!" Molly protested. "I'd never fit in one of those little cars."

"You're not big!" Bayla said. "'N you could borrow my board if you want 'cept it's back in Daddy's room. Oh! Oh! You could lay on the car on your belly and use your hands to push it!"

"Oh no!" Molly said and shook her head. "I'm way too big. I'm huge!" She put her arms up to show how big she was. "I'd crush it!"

Bayla stopped and giggled madly. "I like you. You're silly."