http://certaintrouble.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] certaintrouble.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2007-04-14 09:31 am
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Detention, Saturday April 14

It just didn’t make sense to meet in the danger shop. As the students trickled in, they noticed that the room was decked out as Noblet’s classroom, with notebooks and pencils on all the desks. What good was the danger room if it was being treated like a regular class?

Chuck Noblet was seated at “his” desk, with the world’s smuggest look on his face. He took down the students’ names, making sure that everyone who was supposed to be there (and one who wasn’t) was there.

Jim Halpert
Annette Hargrove
Charlie Kawalsky
Naomi Wildman

Sam Winchester
Matilda Wormwood



When everyone was there, Chuck stood in front of the class, doing his best to loom forebodingly. “What a sorry state of affairs, huh? You troublemakers tested the boundaries of what was allowed, and learned that maybe you’re not as good as you thought you were.” He paced. “I know you’re not the worst of the worst; you’re the lazy ones. The ones who get caught. So I’m giving you little finks a chance to use this detention to change your evil ways.”

He motioned to the notebooks. “Pick up the pencil, and write “Wow, I really screwed up, and I don’t think I’ll be doing it again anytime soon.”” He waited for everyone to get that copied down. “Got it? Is it legible? Good. Now do that nine-hundred and ninety-nine more times. You all may leave when everyone has completed a thousand lines, and numbered them all so that I know they’re there.”

As Chuck went to his desk, the empty desks filled up with holographic students, who also opened up their books and started to do lines. All except one, that is. A student in the back of the room was sitting with her feet on the desk, looking though a magazine that was certainly not school-appropriate.

Chuck glared at her. “Jerri Blank! That is not allowed anywhere on educational property. I’ll have to confiscate it.”

Jerri gave Noblet a dirty look and the finger before tossing the magazine at him. It was a poor throw, and landed a few feet away from her. She looked sad that it was out of her reach.

Noblet rubbed his temples. “I’m gonna go get some aspirin. You kids keep up those lines. Remember, no one leaves this room until everyone has done their lines.” He looked pointedly at Jerri. “And that means everyone.” He walked out of the room.

Jerri got to work on her notebook. Not writing lines, however, but pulling out the paper, making paper balls, and tossing them at the wastebasket. None of them made it in.


[OOC: OCD will be up soon. is ready! Get that loser Jerri to work, or nobody's going home!]

Re: Get to Work

[identity profile] poleandhole.livejournal.com 2007-04-14 02:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Jerri was still tossing those paper wads. Her aim was so awful, she might've hit a few people.

Re: Sign In

[identity profile] misshargrove.livejournal.com 2007-04-14 02:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Annette not happy about this one bit Hargrove

Re: Talk to Noblet

[identity profile] misshargrove.livejournal.com 2007-04-14 02:50 pm (UTC)(link)
She raised her hand, "Can I get some aspirin too?" Cause she had a feeling this was going to be a long day.

Re: Get to Work

[identity profile] misshargrove.livejournal.com 2007-04-14 02:52 pm (UTC)(link)
"The hell?" Annette rubbed the back of her head, not because the paper wad hurt or anything, but just because, well, that's where it hit her.

She turned around and glared at Jerri. "You want to knock it off, please? Some of us actually care about leaving this room today."

Re: Get to Work

[identity profile] poleandhole.livejournal.com 2007-04-14 03:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Jerri lowered a ball that she was going to throw. "Look. Nobs can't keep us here all day. It's against our sixth amenamadement rights." She went right on tossing the balls, clueless to her lack of legal or verbal skill.

Re: Get to Work

[identity profile] misshargrove.livejournal.com 2007-04-14 03:09 pm (UTC)(link)
"What if I pass out or something?" What? It could so happen. Even if she faked it. Okay, she wouldn't fake it, but still...dangit.

Re: Get to Work

[identity profile] misshargrove.livejournal.com 2007-04-14 03:13 pm (UTC)(link)
"Yes he can." Annette didn't know that for sure, but Jerri needed to get to work. Her paper wad throwing was a nuisance.

"It's in the school...handbook. Detention teachers have the right to keep any unwilling student/students as long as possible until he or she, decides to release them." She nodded firmly, lying through her teeth. "So just do it."

Re: Get to Work

[identity profile] misshargrove.livejournal.com 2007-04-14 03:14 pm (UTC)(link)
She gave him a look. "Are you sure you're a teacher?"

Re: Get to Work

[identity profile] poleandhole.livejournal.com 2007-04-14 03:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Jerri unfolded her paper, pouting. "Just tryin' to lighten up the mood. This place is a drag."

Re: Sign In

[identity profile] ktarian-wildman.livejournal.com 2007-04-14 03:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Naomi Wildman

Re: Get to Work

[identity profile] ktarian-wildman.livejournal.com 2007-04-14 03:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Naomi blinked as the paper wad hit her. "Um...could you please not do that?" she asked as she glanced at Jerri.

Re: Get to Work

[identity profile] misshargrove.livejournal.com 2007-04-14 03:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay, Annette had to agree with that. She nodded slightly, "You're right it is a drag." She looked around for a minute then back at Jerri. "You want to do something else than throw paper wads?" This would be Annette being sneaky.

Re: Get to Work

[identity profile] misshargrove.livejournal.com 2007-04-14 03:33 pm (UTC)(link)
"How am I supposed to know that? I mean, it doesn't take much to think up this sort of detention. All this is going to do is make our heads hurt. And our wrists. And fingers. And it's the Prom tonight! I can't have a headache for Prom!"
likethegun: (Default)

Re: Sign In

[personal profile] likethegun 2007-04-14 03:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Sam Winchester

Re: Get to Work

[identity profile] misshargrove.livejournal.com 2007-04-14 03:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Eventually, Annette did start writing. It was stupid though. Just plain stupid. Served no purpose whatsoever.
likethegun: (i'm looking over my shoulder)

Re: Get to Work

[personal profile] likethegun 2007-04-14 03:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Sam let two of the wads hit him without comment before he turned around to glare. "Hey! Stop that!"

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