US Government [Friday, April 13, 1st period]

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

There was a lectern in the front of the class with a hastily sketched seal of the President of the United States on in.

Josh lounged behind it. "Okay. We've talked about all of the major branches of government and ignored what the states do, as is right and proper. There is one more group of people we should probably talk about. Their job is to misinterpret everything you do, poke holes in your brilliant programs, and general make your life miserable. They call themselves the Fourth Estate and think they're sooooooo important just because they're protected by the First Amendment to the Constitution."

Josh made a "blah, blah, blah" gesture with his hands. "They are the press corps and a bigger bunch of incompetent alcoholics you couldn't hope to meet. Today, you get to be them!"

He straightened up behind the lectern. "And I will be myself and tell you all why you're wrong."

Comments

Re: Ask press secretary!Josh questions!

[fat-halpert.livejournal.com]

What can I say? I'm good.

Re: Ask press secretary!Josh questions!

[keds-champion.livejournal.com]

Did he move it all back yet?

Re: Ask press secretary!Josh questions!

[fat-halpert.livejournal.com]

No clue. I think he wanted the pranker to have to do it.

Maybe that's what detention will be...

Re: Ask press secretary!Josh questions!

[keds-champion.livejournal.com]

Poor you, getting stuck in detention just for contributing to the conversation. :)

Re: Ask press secretary!Josh questions!

[fat-halpert.livejournal.com]

It took me all semesterto get one. This is a record for me.

Re: Ask press secretary!Josh questions!

[keds-champion.livejournal.com]

I really don't know if I'm impressed or disappointed.

Re: Ask press secretary!Josh questions!

[fat-halpert.livejournal.com]

Impressed.

Re: Ask press secretary!Josh questions!

[keds-champion.livejournal.com]

Or possibly disappointed.

Re: Ask press secretary!Josh questions!

[fat-halpert.livejournal.com]

Be impressed. I'll give you a buck.

Re: Ask press secretary!Josh questions!

[keds-champion.livejournal.com]

But I have no use for a male deer. He'd probably eat my clothes.

Re: Ask press secretary!Josh questions!

[fat-halpert.livejournal.com]

Wow.

Wow.

Re: Ask press secretary!Josh questions!

[keds-champion.livejournal.com]

...SHUT UP IT WAS FUNNY.

Re: Ask press secretary!Josh questions!

[fat-halpert.livejournal.com]

I think I need to tell Professor Lyman that his TA is on drugs.

Re: Ask press secretary!Josh questions!

[keds-champion.livejournal.com]

I can't pun without being intoxicated?

Re: Ask press secretary!Josh questions!

[fat-halpert.livejournal.com]

Apparently not.

Re: Ask press secretary!Josh questions!

[keds-champion.livejournal.com]

You're mean.

:(

Re: Ask press secretary!Josh questions!

[fat-halpert.livejournal.com]

You're drunk. That makes us even.

Re: Ask press secretary!Josh questions!

[keds-champion.livejournal.com]

No, this is not me drunk. Trust me. I'd be much louder. And friendlier. And...drunker.

Re: Ask press secretary!Josh questions!

[fat-halpert.livejournal.com]

Sounds amusing.

Re: Ask press secretary!Josh questions!

[keds-champion.livejournal.com]

I may get drunk at some point. Maybe I'm completely mispredicting things and I'll be quiet and depressing and totally unamusing.

Re: Ask press secretary!Josh questions!

[fat-halpert.livejournal.com]

Promise I'll be there to make sure you remember what you do?

Re: Ask press secretary!Josh questions!

[keds-champion.livejournal.com]

Drinking alone sucks. Of course you have to be there.

Re: Ask press secretary!Josh questions!

[fat-halpert.livejournal.com]

I'll be drinking Coke. I want to remember it.

Re: Ask press secretary!Josh questions!

[keds-champion.livejournal.com]

See, that's so ominous. Maybe I won't do it after all.

Re: Ask press secretary!Josh questions!

[fat-halpert.livejournal.com]

Fine. I'll exploit the lack of drinking laws too.