The Epic Battle Towards the Tower

[names-ash.livejournal.com]

::Ash leads his ragtag band of Edward Elric, Number Six, Chihaya, Aeryn Sun, Cameron Mitchell, and Cally across the grounds::

::Their goal is to reach the Dorm Tower::

::Their obstacle is the numerous hordes of zombies between them::

::This is the tale of that struggle::

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[defiantlyyours.livejournal.com]

Number 6 is soaking in the blood of zombies. He's shed his jacket and is fighting in a ripped t-shirt. His sanity at this point has gone bye-bye. "I'm going to destroy every last one of you! Take my freedom to breath, will you? I am not a foodstuff! I am a free man!" He jabs his sword up the nasal cavity of one zombie and skewers its cerebrum.

"Who wants some!?!" he screams, not quite realizing he's probably co-opting somebody else's catchphrase.

[names-ash.livejournal.com]

Get your own lines, kid!

::eviscerates a zombie::

[defiantlyyours.livejournal.com]

*notes this, faces down another horde of zombies*

*he punctuates each word with another decapitation*

I will not be bitten, chomped, masticated, devoured, gurgitated, regurgitated, or defecated! Now, go to hell!

[names-ash.livejournal.com]

A walking, talking, killing thesaurus. ::shakes his head::

Glad your on our side.

::carves through a zombie only to have his chainsaw sputter and stop moving::

Oh, this isn't good...

[defiantlyyours.livejournal.com]

Oh hell! *cleaves zombies head in two*

Now what to do with you...

[names-ash.livejournal.com]

::runs over next to Edward::

I got an idea!

[positive-angel.livejournal.com]

Chihaya eyed the chainsaw and flew close. "That's not good, is it, coach?"