fandomhigh | Forensic Science - 5th period

Abby stood by a lab table full of Kwik Stop snacks as the students came into the classroom, drinking from a large cup of Caf-Pow.

“I’m sorry for flaking out on you guys last week so I brought you treats. Plus, everybody gets an automatic A for last week.”

Once people had gotten something to eat, Abby walked over to a wall of the lab where several blank-faced dummies stood in a row. “These are forensic helpers. They stand in a for a body so you can easily see the height or approximate weight of a person. They’re pretty indestructible. I’ve thrown one off a bridge, beat one with a baseball bat and tried to set one on fire.” Abby looked a little too gleeful as she counted off the damage on her fingers. “Today you’ll be using it to replicate the crime. Try to figure out how tall the killer was.”

“But let’s get to the crime scene for today. I’m really excited about it!” Abby led the students through the door of the lab into a posh living room. Movie posters lined the walls in gilded frames and over the mantle place was a larger than life painting of Daisy Adair. Lying across a chaise lounge in front of the fireplace was Daisy’s body, a bloody Oscar statuette nearby.

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"What did you get the Oscar for?" Parker asked, curious to hear what Daisy would say. "And also? Great hair."

"It's all about finding the right conditioner," Daisy advised. "And the Oscar was for my brilliant performance as Helen of Troy in that docu-drama, of course."

"Ahh. The nails are nice too." Parker took notes, then shook her head. "So, I don't see any other injuries aside from the whack on the head-- anything that's not obvious there? And who played Paris?"

"Just the head injury. And Paris was played by Pierce, of course."

"Of course. Was he a good kisser?" Parker asked, enjoying this a little too much. "And what was the time of death?"

"You know? He's good looking, but he's quite a slobberer. Not attractive. Time of death was 9:00 pm last night."

Parker took a few notes, then frowned at Daisy, trying to estimate her height. "Most women are shorter than I am, you're, what? Five seven? Five eight? And isn't it disappointing when the attractive ones don't even try? Eugh."

"Terribly disappointing. Good eyes, though, I'm five six and a half."

"And they hit you with the statuette? Tacky. Or trying to make a point." Parker scowled at the Oscar, shaking her head. "Anything I've missed here? We don't want another Marilyn investigation, do we."

"Not really. I really thought everyone loved me." Daisy teared up dramatically. "Why didn't they love me?"

"Eat your heart out, Sally Field." Parker grinned suddenly, happy and vicious. "I'll ask the murderer when I find them, okay? And cheer up. You look way better than Anna Nicole."

"That is not hard," Daisy pointed out, tears completely gone.

Forensic Science - 5th period - Wednesday 4/11

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