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Defense Against Malicious Magic - Monday Period 1 - This little piggy

	A Defense Against Malicious Magic class wasn't exactly Briana's idea offun, but she had seen the dark-haired boy she had caught sight of lastnight go in there. Naturally, she decided to follow him. Besides, itwould give her a chance to see if this teacher was a threat to her andher friends.
	"Hey," Chris said, noticing Phoebe sit down next to him. "Wyatt and I were trying to find you this weekend."
	"You were?" Briana questioned, leaning close. "Was something the matter?"
	"Well..." Chris said. "We had a spell backfire on us. But we fixed it."
	Now that was interesting. "A spell? What kind of spell?"
	Chris sighed. "One to strike Cally mute," he admitted. "But it made me deaf and Wyatt blind, too."
	Briana laughed. "I am guessing that wasn't exactly what the two of you had intended to do?"
	"Not so much," Chris said. "But we managed to reverse it."
	Briana leaned closer and reached up to smooth Chris' hair back. "It must have been quite the traumatic occurence for you."
	Chris blinked and pulled back. "What are you doing?"
	"Such a lovely and supple body you have," Briana said with a smile, leaning forward more and kissing him.
	"Aunt Phoebe! What the hell are you doing?" Chris asked, pulling away from her and staring at her with mild disgust in his eyes.
	Briana glared at him. He was turning her down? Hereeyes flared purple as she pointed at him with her index and smallfingers. A small pink ball of energy hovered above her. "Liberate bestia!" (Set free the wild animal!)
	And within moments, Chris was gone and there was a pig in his place. The pig snorted wildly, headbutting Phoebe's leg.

Right about then is when Orpheus walks into the room.

"I'm sorry to be later then usual students, but I can't help but shake this feeling that something is amiss and I.... Oh my goodness look at that, one of our number has been transformed into a swine! This is... Splendid! Today's class was scheduled to be about curses and the breaking thereof."

Reading material about curses and ways to brake them is passed out.

"When they don't involve an act of atonement for some wrong doing on the part of the cursed. Most curse breaking techniques involve breaking, kissing, killing, or 'cleansing' something. Now since we're lucky enough to have a cursed individual in our midst, your assignment for today is to try and break the enchantment."

Byron made witchyfingers at the pig, causing it to glow pink and levitate up to the front of the class.

"Have at it."

[ooc: please wait for OCD. Special thanks to Chris and Phoebe muns for their help with the class. :D

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Please wait for Chris to ping in and then ping off of him.

...You're not permitted to try to kill anything to break the curse.

Pigkissy highly encouraged.

There's a table off to the side with fully moddable items that can be used in your efforts. Water, salt, willow branches, etc.

If it was possible for a pig to flail, Chris was doing it.

And he really, really hoped that no one would try to kiss him.

[ooc: mod pig!Chris all you want as long as you don't hurt him. I will try to answer pings from work, but may not be available at all until after 5:30pm EST.]

Willow thought about what she knew from curses.

"Have you ruled out perfect happiness?" she asked Chris.

"OINK OINK OINK!"

Which was pig for - there is definitely no perfect happiness in being someone's possible Sunday brunch.

"Okay, see, thing is I can't kiss you," Willow said. "For one I'm seeing somebody. Also you're not Kosher."

Chris was extremely grateful for both of those things.

Well, except for the reminder about not being Kosher. He really hoped no one got hungry.

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Luna knelt down, wand still behind her ear. "Hello again, Chris."

Chris oinked helplessly at her.

If anyone spoke swine, it would be roughly translated as "OMG can you fix me PLEASE and WOW why do the hot girls have to be here to see this?"

"I am afraid that I do not speak the languages of many four legged creatures." Luna patted him on the head and took a seat on the floor. "You are, however, taking this rather well."

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"Sucks, doesn't it?" asked Draco from over the top of the book he was flipping through.

Chris oinked at him pitifully.

Wyatt patted his piggy brother on the head. "I'll fix this, okay?" he said. "I promise."

Chris headbutted Wyatt's leg and oinked pitifully.

"Frak," Wyatt muttered. Okay, spell, spell. He could do this. "Restore my brother to his proper shape so that everyone will no longer gape."

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Still glaring at Phoebe and doing her best not to point out the best way of breaking a witch's curse was to kill the witch, Jo gave an absentminded "Hey Chris" as she tried to remember more non-lethal methods of curse breaking.

Really, the worst thing about this whole situation was that it was happening in front of hot girls.

Chris oinked a greeting back.

Jo scratched her head as she looked through her notes. "Circe was supposed to have turned men into pigs," she said. "Pity we don't have any gods to call favours in with."

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Door sighs sadly. "I wish we'd learned Pig in Cross-Species Communications. I suspect Rat isn't exactly very close, even if there's a lot of sqeaking involved in both cases."

Just in case, though, she squeaks, "Hello, Chris" in Rat.

Chris just kind of stares at her.

"Yeah, that's what I thought," Door says in plain old English, and sighs again. She glances at the list of cursebreaking spells and rolls her eyes. "Well, I'm not doing the nude one with the salt. It's drafty in here."

Sam really wished he had something he could use to turn the water into holy water, but he wasn't sure that would even work. "Maybe we should wait and see if it wears off? That's what usually happens when people get turned into animals around here."

Chris oinked indignantly. He didn't want to wait around and see if it wore off. He wanted to be back to normal now.

Will took a minute to consider her options. Blast the pig with energy? Probably not the best idea. Try speaking its language? They hadn't covered Pig in her animal languages class, and she doubted she could get it to answer like she could with machines. Try some holy water or something? Probably wasn't that kind of curse. A minute or two passed, but no easy solutions came to mind.

"...have you considered that it might be okay to be stuck as a pig?" she finally said.

Bet you never thought you'd see a "bitch, please" look on the face of a pig.

No, Will never imagined that she'd ever get a chance to see that. She was pretty impressed that a pig face could even pull that look off.

"But, see, now you don't have to do any homework at all. And I better they have totally different graduation requirements for pigs than they do for humans. And you get to save a ton of cash on stuff like clothing and hair gel."

She was completely stretching here, seeing as she still wasn't coming up with any ideas that didn't involve blasting things full of aether.

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