*fills out application, places it in the appropriate box*

Julian Sark is the name used on most of my official documents. If there are problems with it, I have several other names I can substitute.

I do not anticipate any problems with overdue, lost, or damaged items, but should that happen, do you accept bribes? I quite sympathize with your "pittance of a salary".

OOC: And as an RL librarian, I love your rules. I want to print them out and post them in my library!