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fandomhigh2007-02-21 11:55 pm
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Morning Announcements - Thursday, February 22
The PA crackles to life with a bunch of male voices singing:
Do you hear the people sing?
Singing a song of angry men?
It is the music of a people
Who will not be slaves again!
When the beating of your heart
Echoes the beating of the drums
There is a life about to start
When tomorrow comes!
"And that tomorrow is today!" Jamie exclaimed through the PA. "Good morning students! This is Jamie Madrox. Principal Jamie Madrox. That's right. I'm in charge so let's get a few things straight...
First: Everyone must bring me pie.
Second: There is no more homework. Why? Because I said so. I'm the freaking principal. All teachers assigning homework today will be given detention. Except for Darth Vader who deserves detention on general principle. In fact he shall no longer be known as Darth Vader but Darth Imajerk.
Third: the school song for Fandom High is now the theme from the popular reality series "Sanford and Son".
Fourth: Marie D'Ancanto is hereby given detention. And must spend said detention in my office. All day. Bring the scarf.
Finally, the toilets appear to be complaining today. I urge all of you to use the paper protection thingies when sitting down and that all male students and teachers practice better aim."
"Thank you for listening and I hope you enjoy my benevolent dictatorship."
And just before the PA system shuts off the delicate sounds of the theme from Sanford and Son are heard.
"Bah Bah Bwah-Nah. Bah Bah Bwah-Nah Bwah-nah-naaaaaaaaaah".
Do you hear the people sing?
Singing a song of angry men?
It is the music of a people
Who will not be slaves again!
When the beating of your heart
Echoes the beating of the drums
There is a life about to start
When tomorrow comes!
"And that tomorrow is today!" Jamie exclaimed through the PA. "Good morning students! This is Jamie Madrox. Principal Jamie Madrox. That's right. I'm in charge so let's get a few things straight...
First: Everyone must bring me pie.
Second: There is no more homework. Why? Because I said so. I'm the freaking principal. All teachers assigning homework today will be given detention. Except for Darth Vader who deserves detention on general principle. In fact he shall no longer be known as Darth Vader but Darth Imajerk.
Third: the school song for Fandom High is now the theme from the popular reality series "Sanford and Son".
Fourth: Marie D'Ancanto is hereby given detention. And must spend said detention in my office. All day. Bring the scarf.
Finally, the toilets appear to be complaining today. I urge all of you to use the paper protection thingies when sitting down and that all male students and teachers practice better aim."
"Thank you for listening and I hope you enjoy my benevolent dictatorship."
And just before the PA system shuts off the delicate sounds of the theme from Sanford and Son are heard.
"Bah Bah Bwah-Nah. Bah Bah Bwah-Nah Bwah-nah-naaaaaaaaaah".