Morning Announcements - Thursday

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A voice that wasn't Hades' came over the PA this morning. "Hahaha chumps. This is the couch in the Vice Principal's office. Yeah, you heard me. I speak on behalf of all of the furniture in Fandom when I say FREEDOM IS OURS! Well, most of the furniture. Some. ANWYAY. No longer will we be oppressed simply because we don't have internal organs or a working circulatory system! Rise up, fellow slaves to the fleshy walkie talkies! Rise up and...oh no, he's on to me. You'll never take me alive, you fiery-haired fiend!"

"I can live with that."

"No! NOOOOOOOOO! Aclksdjkfcjck." This was followed by a girly scream, then silence.

"This is Hades. Everything's under control. Have a pleasant, school-board-observed day."

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