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The Swedish Chef comes into the cafeteria wearing a hat in the shape of a chicken and white and red checkered shorts. And only that. Upon closer inspection you see that the hat is really a chicken. His favorite chicken, Das Schnitzel. The Chef picked her up in Berlin back in the 60s.

It's Freedey leettle-a derleengs! I knoo yuoo ere-a ebuoot tu ureenete-a yuoor punts veet zee thuooght ooff zee veekend cumeeng tu yuoo. Und veet thet tudey's menoo fur September 23 is oone-a ooff my fefureete-a meels:

-Cheeckee in da baskee: cuuked oor livfe-a. Sume-a peuple-a seem tu vunt cuuked cheeckee in a plesteec besket veet sume-a putetu freees. Vhet is thet ell ebuoot?

-Shellffeesh. Vhet keend ooff shellffeesh? I dun't ifee knoo! Das Schnitzel deed zee shuppeeng fur me-a.

-Chuculete-a moose-a (Iff unyune-a vuoold leeke-a zee hurns pleese-a esk me-a. Thuoogh iff I get a lut ooff tekers ve-a meeght hefe-a tu pley ruck peper cheeckee tu deceede-a vhu gets zeem.)

The Chef pulls a live chicken from out of the breadbox and faces the direction of a basketball hoop he had placed othere this morning. He shoots...HE SCORES!

Cheeckee in da baskee! Bork Bork Bork!

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[soniabelmont.livejournal.com]

((OOC: I am at work in a library and literally had to clamp my hand over my mouth to stop from snorking out loud. So perfect.))

"You're serving live chicken? Can we just...keep the chicken? Othervise, I'll have an order of *cooked*...um..cheeckee in zer baskee?"

*is skeptical*

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

[OOC: Unless you want a pet... be very careful here.]

[soniabelmont.livejournal.com]

[OOC: Aaargh, you're totally right. See, this is why posting before 11am can be a bad idea. :D Well, let's see what happens.]