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fandomhigh2007-02-05 10:27 pm
mouthy-merc.livejournal.com) wrote in fandomhigh2007-02-05 10:27 pm
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Driver's Education - 3rd Period - 2/6
On Deadpool's desk was a variety of pastries for any students brave enough to accept food from him. Off to the side was a pie for the minion, because he owed him some and was in a good enough mood to actually deliver on that promise.
Once everyone had filed into the classroom and were seated, Wade started the lecture.
"Today we're going to talk about backing up and several ways of varying legality to turn the car around. Hmmm, I probably should have gone over this before we started actually driving. Oh well, pretend we all knew this before last week. Or repress last week. I'm doing that. But I'm going to need another grenade and maybe a few more visits to Blood Gulch Arms before I can fully forget the horror of... and oh God, it's all coming back to me." After taking a few moments to hyperventilate and hide under the desk with a framed picture of Bea Arthur for comfort, Wade reappeared to finish teaching.
"Okay, small nervous breakdown over with, let's get to the happy fun time that is handouts and movies!" Handing out two sheets of paper with actual important information, Deadpool decided that he had fulfilled the responsible adult requirement for the day. Time for the fun stuff. He passed out a few less than necessary handouts and started to cue up a few movies to explain them.
"First up, there's the J-Turn," Deadpool said, showing a short clip of the process in action. "Highly fun and most definitely not something you want to get caught doing by the authorities. But that's because the cops are stupid people who just want to kill your fun times." He paused. "Unless it's the sheriff here in town, in which case, they're the most perfect woman ever created." He sighed dreamily.
He played another clip for his students, "Now here's a classic driving technique. Doughnuts are a rite of passage for any new driver. Especially when done in the football field. Do you have a football field here?"
(Note to self: talk to Hades about getting a football field solely for the purpose of doing doughnuts in it.)
"Anyway! Next week we have the second batch of you horrible little groin spawn driving me even more insane with your attempts to murder the Deadmobile. Make sure to come to the Dangerthingy or else I'll give Connor permission to give you detention for looking at him funny."
[[ooc:Please wait for the OCD is up!]]
Once everyone had filed into the classroom and were seated, Wade started the lecture.
"Today we're going to talk about backing up and several ways of varying legality to turn the car around. Hmmm, I probably should have gone over this before we started actually driving. Oh well, pretend we all knew this before last week. Or repress last week. I'm doing that. But I'm going to need another grenade and maybe a few more visits to Blood Gulch Arms before I can fully forget the horror of... and oh God, it's all coming back to me." After taking a few moments to hyperventilate and hide under the desk with a framed picture of Bea Arthur for comfort, Wade reappeared to finish teaching.
"Okay, small nervous breakdown over with, let's get to the happy fun time that is handouts and movies!" Handing out two sheets of paper with actual important information, Deadpool decided that he had fulfilled the responsible adult requirement for the day. Time for the fun stuff. He passed out a few less than necessary handouts and started to cue up a few movies to explain them.
"First up, there's the J-Turn," Deadpool said, showing a short clip of the process in action. "Highly fun and most definitely not something you want to get caught doing by the authorities. But that's because the cops are stupid people who just want to kill your fun times." He paused. "Unless it's the sheriff here in town, in which case, they're the most perfect woman ever created." He sighed dreamily.
He played another clip for his students, "Now here's a classic driving technique. Doughnuts are a rite of passage for any new driver. Especially when done in the football field. Do you have a football field here?"
(Note to self: talk to Hades about getting a football field solely for the purpose of doing doughnuts in it.)
"Anyway! Next week we have the second batch of you horrible little groin spawn driving me even more insane with your attempts to murder the Deadmobile. Make sure to come to the Dangerthingy or else I'll give Connor permission to give you detention for looking at him funny."
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