Adventuring Survival Tactics, Period 4, A Classroom, 2/2/07

[nine-and-ears.livejournal.com]

Today, the classroom had pillows. Lots and lots of pillows. The Doctor was standing, with a smug grin on his face. When everyone had gathered, he spoke.

"Sex. If you're going to get all righteous and uptight on me, you're officially excused out the door right now and you can go watch Davey and Goliath clips on YouTube or whatever it is you boring people do. Anyone leaving?"

He paused, just in case anyone did.

"Now this isn't your stupid and silly tab a into slot b lesson. That... well, frankly, that's boring. I'm sure Mr. Harkness could share his expertise for multiple, well, yes, I'm not here to talk about what two humans can do with their block and tackle, right? This is about what happens when you get really friendly with a nice blue girl with mandibles or a scaly fellow who doesn't have lips. So now, please bear with me."

And then the doctor launched into a lengthy lecture. With gestures. Dolls and bizzare plushies as Visual aids. And some possibly psychologically scarring content about what one does with horns, mandibles, scales, tails, and, of course, tentacles.

"So now, pair up, one of you pretend to be a creature with different physiology, and chat each other up. If you need some ideas, there's some tentacle porn magazines under some of the pillows. No actual sex in my classroom, please. I'd get sacked, and that would be a bad thing. So... go ahead and do what comes naturally, eh?"

[ooc: Wait for OCD is up, my friends.]

Comments

Re: Chat Each Other Up

[sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com]

Now was not the time for the "Just one!" joke. And he didn't know her that well, anyway.

"Pffft. Nothing weird here. And I'm not going to pretend I do, either, no matter what he says."

He looked around the room. "This whole place is freaky. How long are those people going to be invisible like that? It's weirding me out!"

Re: Chat Each Other Up

[slr-mercury.livejournal.com]

Ami sighed as she remembered the invisible people. "Until we sort it out i think." she shook her head "We shouldn't be here, we should all be at the library figuring this out."

Re: Chat Each Other Up

[sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com]

"Wait... So it's not normal? No one else seems freaked by it. How am I supposed to know these things??? This place with its ... teevee boxes and... Danger thingies... and school busses... and pie!"

He collected himself.

"Okay. So. What... How..."

He sighed. "I give up."

Re: Chat Each Other Up

[slr-mercury.livejournal.com]

Ami tried not to giggle at him and failed. "The TV boxes are normal. Listen, i have to go. I need to research this thing and figure out how to make the people solid again." With a wave she went off to talk to the doctor and then left.