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Abnormal Psychology (09/22/2005)

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The classroom is dark, with the shades pulled down and the windows underneath it painted black. The electric lights have not been turned on, but instead candelabras have been lit and placed throughout the classroom. On the desk sits a blonde, fair-skinned, rosy-cheeked porcelain doll in a black dress. The doll is missing its eyes. Behind the desk is a chalkboard that has been covered completely with scribbles of various colors of chalk.

Drusilla stands in the front of the room, waiting for her students to attend.

"Lesson one," she says simply as they walk in and take their seats. On each desk is a photocopy of a chapter of a psychology text on various psychological disorders and a sheet entitled "HOMEWORK: Find a picture of insanity."

"Understanding insanity. How do you understand it? How do you define it? Discuss. Ask questions of each other and of me. And remember--" She gestures to the doll and smiles. "Miss Edith will be watching for troublemakers. And I'm absolutely brutal about detentions."

[identity profile] aka-vala.livejournal.com 2005-09-22 08:59 pm (UTC)(link)
*whispers* Pssst! Jack, don't taunt the teacher. *looks at her again and shudders* Just don't, o.k.?

[identity profile] anextimeagent.livejournal.com 2005-09-22 09:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Good idea. *turns to Vala* How do *you* define crazy?

[identity profile] anextimeagent.livejournal.com 2005-09-22 09:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[OOC: N'ermind, you answered below.] :)

[identity profile] aka-vala.livejournal.com 2005-09-22 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Hmmm. Well, booby-trappig your own dorm room is a good start, come to think of it... *smirk*

[identity profile] anextimeagent.livejournal.com 2005-09-22 09:21 pm (UTC)(link)
I *didn't*. My roommate did. He's a freak. Not my fault!

Taking advantage of a poor, drugged-out guy who just wanted to say he was sorry... *that's* a good definition of insane!

[identity profile] aka-vala.livejournal.com 2005-09-22 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Your roommate? I thought he was a myth or a ghost or something. Or was he the one you shipped off in a crate? *snorts* Nice to have someone to blame your kinky accidents on who's never around to defend himself.

And hey: retribution exacted, tables turned, slate clean now. You complaining? *sticks out tongue at him*

[identity profile] anextimeagent.livejournal.com 2005-09-22 09:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, don't stick that out if you aren't going to use it. *leer*

[identity profile] aka-vala.livejournal.com 2005-09-22 09:33 pm (UTC)(link)
What? *smirks* Did you have something particular in mind, or should I talk to your "roommate" about that too?

[identity profile] anextimeagent.livejournal.com 2005-09-22 09:35 pm (UTC)(link)
I *always* have something particular in mind... but I'm flexible.

[identity profile] aka-vala.livejournal.com 2005-09-22 09:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, is that what happened to your "roommate"? Or did he get strung up in one of his own traps?