http://sideburnsofwar.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] sideburnsofwar.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2007-01-20 05:00 pm
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Detention - The Dangershop [January 20]

As the students came into the dangershop, they might have noticed that the interior looked more like a boudoir, than the torture chamber some of them might have been anticipating. Ares, a vision in white leather, lounged on a loveseat and a glowing list of students hung in the air next to him.

Katara
Valentine
Seely Booth
Veruca Cally
Evelyn Carnahan
Sam Carter
Charlie Kawalsky
Jamie Madrox
Blair Sandburg
Turtle Wexler



Ares
After all the students arrived, Ares stood up.

"For all you cats who don't know me, I am Ares, God of Love," he said. "And I'll be running your detention today. I consider myself a mellow god, and I don't want to be harshing on your weekends, so I am not going to make this detention a punishment, but an attempt to help you little groovers out."

"Now, little dudes, do you all know why you're here?" Ares waited half a second before continuing. "You're here because of a lack of love. And we're going to fix that."

Ares consulted his notes. "Seely Booth?"

"Seely Booth"
Liam stood around waiting for several moments before remembering that he was supposed to be 'Seely'. "Aye, that's me, Seely Booth."

Ares
"Come here, Seely, my man." Ares beckoned Liam up to the front of the dangershop.

"Seely Booth"
Somewhat warily, Liam made his way up to the front of class and stood next to Ares. "So, I've come here."

Ares
Ares grinned and clapped Liam on the shoulder, causing him to stagger slightly. "Now, kids, Seely here has kindly volunteered to help out with this detention."

"Seely Booth"
"I have?"

Ares
"Yes, you have," Ares replied. "Now, Seely, do you consider yourself skilled in the arts of seduction?"

"Seely Booth"
Liam shrugged and grinned. "Well, I've had few enough complaints over the years," he said.

Ares
"Groovy. Knew you were the type." Ares pinched Liam's cheek. "You'll be putting those skills to good use today. But first, I'll be explaining what the rest of you will be doing. Which is seducing Seely."

"Seely Booth"
"Uh, you mind running that by me again?"

Ares
"I'll be setting up a number of situations, where you guys will have to use all your wiles to convince Seely of your love."

"Seely Booth"
Liam grinned. "I don't think that'll be too hard."

Ares
"Now I don't actually expect you to sleep with him because public comm omg," Ares continued, oblivious to Liam's face falling. "Just get him to the point of agreeing to. And if you need help at any time, just ask me."

"Seely Booth"
Liam raised his hand. "What do you need my seduction skills for if they're doing the seducing?" he asked.

Ares
"Oh, you'll be seducing me," Ares replied. "Show these guys how it's done."

"Seely Booth"
And that was Liam wishing he hadn't asked that question.


[ooc: Wait for OCD threads have killed me dead. Further clarification in the OOC thread.

ZOMG must, sleep, will pick up any ping that need it in the am]

BeachDate [Seduce "Seely"] - Detention [Jan 20]

[identity profile] socksofcool.livejournal.com 2007-01-20 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
"Seely"'s here to be seduced!

Re: BeachDate [Seduce "Seely"] - Detention [Jan 20]

[identity profile] multi-madrox.livejournal.com 2007-01-20 01:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Seeing a cult dressed in robes standing on a sunny beach? Let's face it: It's a little odd.

"Your human skin most likely can be harmed by the rays of the sun. Would you like some SPF 87 sunscreen to be applied?"

Re: BeachDate [Seduce "Seely"] - Detention [Jan 20]

[identity profile] socksofcool.livejournal.com 2007-01-20 01:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Liam nodded blankly. "Uh...I guess?"

Re: BeachDate [Seduce "Seely"] - Detention [Jan 20]

[identity profile] bookyeve.livejournal.com 2007-01-20 08:19 pm (UTC)(link)
The sunlight made Nefertiri smile. And immediately strip down to loincloth and strategically placed hair. "Much better."

Re: BeachDate [Seduce "Seely"] - Detention [Jan 20]

[identity profile] stocksgrrl.livejournal.com 2007-01-20 08:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Now this was something the wee little turtle could work with.

She started digging into the sand, to show what a nice little hole she could build for her eggs to be safe while awaiting fertilization. Of course, she was still too young to make eggs, but she could definately provide for them when she was old enough.
dark_slippy_thing: (Jason - Headspinning)

Re: BeachDate [Seduce "Seely"] - Detention [Jan 20]

[personal profile] dark_slippy_thing 2007-01-20 09:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Jason was prone to doing a great deal of incredulous staring today.
First, at the ocean-- yes, he knew what the ocean was, but failed to see some immediate purpose for it while on a date with another guy.
Coffee was easy- drink. Maybe even coffee.
The movie? Sitting down, shutting up, eating popcorn. That was great.
The beach?
"I don't suppose you like to swim, do you? Our alternative is getting pie-eyed drunk. As you do when on a beach. I think I prefer it to swimming."
He looked around for a cooler.
There was not enough alcohol in detention, he decided.