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Detention - The Dangershop [January 20]

As the students came into the dangershop, they might have noticed that the interior looked more like a boudoir, than the torture chamber some of them might have been anticipating. Ares, a vision in white leather, lounged on a loveseat and a glowing list of students hung in the air next to him.

Katara
Valentine
Seely Booth
Veruca Cally
Evelyn Carnahan
Sam Carter
Charlie Kawalsky
Jamie Madrox
Blair Sandburg
Turtle Wexler



Ares
After all the students arrived, Ares stood up.

"For all you cats who don't know me, I am Ares, God of Love," he said. "And I'll be running your detention today. I consider myself a mellow god, and I don't want to be harshing on your weekends, so I am not going to make this detention a punishment, but an attempt to help you little groovers out."

"Now, little dudes, do you all know why you're here?" Ares waited half a second before continuing. "You're here because of a lack of love. And we're going to fix that."

Ares consulted his notes. "Seely Booth?"

"Seely Booth"
Liam stood around waiting for several moments before remembering that he was supposed to be 'Seely'. "Aye, that's me, Seely Booth."

Ares
"Come here, Seely, my man." Ares beckoned Liam up to the front of the dangershop.

"Seely Booth"
Somewhat warily, Liam made his way up to the front of class and stood next to Ares. "So, I've come here."

Ares
Ares grinned and clapped Liam on the shoulder, causing him to stagger slightly. "Now, kids, Seely here has kindly volunteered to help out with this detention."

"Seely Booth"
"I have?"

Ares
"Yes, you have," Ares replied. "Now, Seely, do you consider yourself skilled in the arts of seduction?"

"Seely Booth"
Liam shrugged and grinned. "Well, I've had few enough complaints over the years," he said.

Ares
"Groovy. Knew you were the type." Ares pinched Liam's cheek. "You'll be putting those skills to good use today. But first, I'll be explaining what the rest of you will be doing. Which is seducing Seely."

"Seely Booth"
"Uh, you mind running that by me again?"

Ares
"I'll be setting up a number of situations, where you guys will have to use all your wiles to convince Seely of your love."

"Seely Booth"
Liam grinned. "I don't think that'll be too hard."

Ares
"Now I don't actually expect you to sleep with him because public comm omg," Ares continued, oblivious to Liam's face falling. "Just get him to the point of agreeing to. And if you need help at any time, just ask me."

"Seely Booth"
Liam raised his hand. "What do you need my seduction skills for if they're doing the seducing?" he asked.

Ares
"Oh, you'll be seducing me," Ares replied. "Show these guys how it's done."

"Seely Booth"
And that was Liam wishing he hadn't asked that question.


[ooc: Wait for OCD threads have killed me dead. Further clarification in the OOC thread.

ZOMG must, sleep, will pick up any ping that need it in the am]

Movie Date [Seduce "Seely"] - Detention [Jan 20]

[identity profile] socksofcool.livejournal.com 2007-01-20 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
"Seely"'s here to be seduced!
dark_slippy_thing: (Jason - Headspinning)

Re: Movie Date [Seduce "Seely"] - Detention [Jan 20]

[personal profile] dark_slippy_thing 2007-01-20 11:55 am (UTC)(link)
Jason found himself staring upward at yet another sign.
"What's the movie?" He asked, eyebrow raised as he glanced at L-Seely.

Re: Movie Date [Seduce "Seely"] - Detention [Jan 20]

[identity profile] socksofcool.livejournal.com 2007-01-20 11:57 am (UTC)(link)
"Movie?" Liam asked, then read out the sign. "Terms of Endearment, well, that sounds sweet enough."
dark_slippy_thing: (Jason - Headspinning)

Re: Movie Date [Seduce "Seely"] - Detention [Jan 20]

[personal profile] dark_slippy_thing 2007-01-20 12:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Jason didn't question his date's choice in movies.
"If sweet is what you're going for, I suppose that will have to do," he said with a nod, buying two tickets for Terms of Endearment. "Popcorn?"

Re: Movie Date [Seduce "Seely"] - Detention [Jan 20]

[identity profile] socksofcool.livejournal.com 2007-01-20 12:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Liam sniffed, it smelt edible enough at least. "Aye, popcorn sounds good."
dark_slippy_thing: (Jason - Smile)

Re: Movie Date [Seduce "Seely"] - Detention [Jan 20]

[personal profile] dark_slippy_thing 2007-01-20 12:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Jason was momentarily torn between ordering a popcorn each, or just getting a big one to split between the two of them.
In the end, the hole in his pocket won, and he only had enough for a large popcorn, without butter, anyhow.
And a Coke. Because you can't have popcorn in a theatre without something to wash it down with.
Fortunately, a second straw was free.
"Onward, then, into the theatre."

Re: Movie Date [Seduce "Seely"] - Detention [Jan 20]

[identity profile] socksofcool.livejournal.com 2007-01-20 12:18 pm (UTC)(link)
"Right," Liam nodded, and headed into the theatre. He looked around. "Well, it's certainly a big, dark, room."
dark_slippy_thing: (Jason - Dual Facepalming)

Re: Movie Date [Seduce "Seely"] - Detention [Jan 20]

[personal profile] dark_slippy_thing 2007-01-20 12:23 pm (UTC)(link)
"Very big, very dark," Jason agreed, heading in and taking a look into the theatre. "And it gets darker when the movie starts. On dates, people generally sit in the back so that they can make out without anyone else being disturbed."
He looked at Liam momentarily, then back at the seating.
"So let's sit in the front."

Re: Movie Date [Seduce "Seely"] - Detention [Jan 20]

[identity profile] socksofcool.livejournal.com 2007-01-20 12:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Liam nodded vigourously. "I like that idea."
dark_slippy_thing: (Jason - Headspinning)

Re: Movie Date [Seduce "Seely"] - Detention [Jan 20]

[personal profile] dark_slippy_thing 2007-01-20 12:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Jason was rather pleased that his detention date had a similar view on dating as he had, himself.
That is, he'd really rather not be, at this point.
So he was more than happy to snap up a pair of seats in the front, offering the popcorn to Liam to act as a sort of a buffer between the two of them.
Being on a date was no excuse for being romantic, after all.

Re: Movie Date [Seduce "Seely"] - Detention [Jan 20]

[identity profile] socksofcool.livejournal.com 2007-01-20 12:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Definitely not, Liam agreed, being romantic would get in the way of dating.
dark_slippy_thing: (Jason - Headspinning)

Re: Movie Date [Seduce "Seely"] - Detention [Jan 20]

[personal profile] dark_slippy_thing 2007-01-20 07:43 pm (UTC)(link)
And then, of course, the movie started.
"You've never seen a movie before, have you?"
Jason glanced at Liam from the corner of his eye, grabbing a handful of popcorn.

Re: Movie Date [Seduce "Seely"] - Detention [Jan 20]

[identity profile] multi-madrox.livejournal.com 2007-01-20 01:03 pm (UTC)(link)
The Madri all sit in the theater taking up every seat and eating popcorn. The don't appear to realize that Seely is with them.

Re: Movie Date [Seduce "Seely"] - Detention [Jan 20]

[identity profile] socksofcool.livejournal.com 2007-01-20 01:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Liam was quite fine with that. In fact he was wondering if he could use the darkness to escape from the Madri.

Re: Movie Date [Seduce "Seely"] - Detention [Jan 20]

[identity profile] lovechildblair.livejournal.com 2007-01-20 04:36 pm (UTC)(link)
"So if two guys go out on the date, who's responsible for buying snacks?" Blair asked.