Detention, The Dangershop - 1/13

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

When the students entered the Dangershop, they will find it transformed into a swanky apartment straight out of a time where swanky was considered a normal and appropriate word to describe things. Or, for those unaware what that means, the 60's.

On the far wall was a large screen that would have been the highest form of technology some time ago, but now just looked cheesy and fake. A list of names were on the screen, lighting up as each student entered the room.

Katara
Zuko
John Crichton
Jack Harkness
Molly Hayes
Cassie Lang
Jamie Madrox
Number 6
Kabuto Yakushi
Jaye Tyler

When everyone arrived, the screen went blank before Deadpool, wearing a tuxedo over his normal costume, appeared on the screen.

"Goooood morning Angels. Your mission, should you choose to accept, and you really don't have a choice in it, is to stop this man from taking over the world. His name is Priscella and his plans are so fiendish, so twisted, I won't even go into them now. Let's just say they involve a kitten, a pair of tweezers and a package of Gogurt."


[[ooc: please wait for OCD up!

ETA: 1:00 Central Time - going grocery shopping, should be back in an hour or so.]]

Comments

The Villain

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Inside the compound, your target conveniently turned away from you, giving you the perfect opportunity to attack. Stop this fiendish man before more kittens are harmed by him!

Re: The Villain

[defiantlyyours.livejournal.com]

6 snuck up behind the fiendish man and dropped the watch in front of his eyes. "You are becoming sleepy..." he said in a fairly unsoothing voice.

Re: The Villain

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Priscilla turned to face Number 6. "Excuse me?"

Re: The Villain

[defiantlyyours.livejournal.com]

"No? Blast," 6 said. "So, you've been conditioned to withstand hypnosis. I suppose I shouldn't be surprised."

Re: The Villain

[robotboyfetish.livejournal.com]

Cassie quickly took the gogurt from her pocket, which was conveniently a blackberry flavor. She smeared the black goo in a patch around her left eye, and walked up to the villain wielding her toothbrush.

"Nate, honey, I think you need to brush your teeth."

Re: The Villain

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Wade turned and gave Cassie a confused look. "Stature?"

Re: The Villain

[robotboyfetish.livejournal.com]

Crap.

"Hi," she said. Wielding her toothbrush in a manner that could never be insinuated as threatening.

Re: The Villain

[thebluespirit.livejournal.com]

Zuko located his target and carefully approached, ready to attack the second the villain turned around. "Stop killing kittenowls, Priscella!" he shouted.

Re: The Villain

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Priscilla turned slowly, confusion evident on his face. "Kittenowls?"

Re: The Villain

[thebluespirit.livejournal.com]

Zuko blinked. "Kittens," he corrected. "Whatever. Your world has absurd animals."

Re: The Villain

[fates_jaye]

With no idea what to do, Jaye attempts to throw the coffee on him. "I destroy you," she says, like she's not sure that's a good battle cry.

Re: The Villain

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

And the coffee would have hit him if he hadn't had that psuedo-telekinetic sheild up. He turned to stare at Jaye. "Pardon?"

Re: The Villain

[fates_jaye]

"That was supposed to destroy you, or something," she says helpfully.

Re: The Villain

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

John pulled one of the pens out and charged the villain.

Re: The Villain

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Priscilla turned in time to catch John's hand before he could stab him with... "A pen?"

Re: The Villain

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

"Uh, yeah," John said. "I wanted your autograph."

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[bruiser-in-pink.livejournal.com]

Molly walked up behind Priscella. "Hello!" she said cheerfully.

Re: The Villain

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Hello," Priscilla said idly. "How did you get in here?"

Re: The Villain

[bruiser-in-pink.livejournal.com]

"I took out your guards with two toothbrushes and a punch and walked in," Molly informed him.

Re: The Villain

[sound-loyalty.livejournal.com]

After getting past the guards with (seeming) minimal difficulty, Kabuto continued in to find the villain. He sighed inwardly, sneaking up behind the enemy with ninja skillz and pressing a hand flat against his back. With a burst of chakra, he sent the signal to simply fry the man's system. At best, it would screw up his motor functions (trying to move his right hand would move his left big toe, etc etc), and at worst completely obliterate his ability to move at all.

Hey, the bald guy said to disable.

Re: The Villain

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

That was certainly unexpected. Priscilla fell to the floor like a falling thing that falls. He may have twitched a few times.

Re: The Villain

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

Jamie sneaked in like a sneaky thing and crept up behind the villain.

"Hey Na- Priscella. What'cha doing?"

Re: The Villain

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Priscilla turned to look at Jamie. "Do I know you?"

Re: The Villain

[anextimeagent.livejournal.com]

Jack wandered in, still grinning. "Those are some girls you've got out there. I can't believe you leave them outside when you could have them in here with you."

Re: The Villain

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

It took Priscilla a moment to figure out what Jack was talking about, and then a quick viewing of the security tapes. He blinked. Wow those girls were flexible.

"Their job is supposed to involve them staying out there."