Detention, The Dangershop - 1/13

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

When the students entered the Dangershop, they will find it transformed into a swanky apartment straight out of a time where swanky was considered a normal and appropriate word to describe things. Or, for those unaware what that means, the 60's.

On the far wall was a large screen that would have been the highest form of technology some time ago, but now just looked cheesy and fake. A list of names were on the screen, lighting up as each student entered the room.

Katara
Zuko
John Crichton
Jack Harkness
Molly Hayes
Cassie Lang
Jamie Madrox
Number 6
Kabuto Yakushi
Jaye Tyler

When everyone arrived, the screen went blank before Deadpool, wearing a tuxedo over his normal costume, appeared on the screen.

"Goooood morning Angels. Your mission, should you choose to accept, and you really don't have a choice in it, is to stop this man from taking over the world. His name is Priscella and his plans are so fiendish, so twisted, I won't even go into them now. Let's just say they involve a kitten, a pair of tweezers and a package of Gogurt."


[[ooc: please wait for OCD up!

ETA: 1:00 Central Time - going grocery shopping, should be back in an hour or so.]]

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The Henchmen

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Outside the compound of the sinister villain, Priscilla, are three guards. Why there are only three guards if this man is attempting world domination, it is uncertain. Maybe he's just too cheap to hire more, or maybe they're just that good.

Find out.

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[defiantlyyours.livejournal.com]

6 prepared to take on all three with his fisticuff skills. Bring it, bitches.

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[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

The least covered one turned to look at Number Six. "Girls, it looks like we have an intruder..."

The other two followed her gaze and smirked at this new 'threat'.

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[defiantlyyours.livejournal.com]

Brazen hussies. He charged them, fists ready for chin-cracking, belly-smashing action.

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[sound-loyalty.livejournal.com]

Kabuto walked boldly up to the three guards, looking them over. He could always just ninja past them, but where would the fun be in that?

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[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

The three guards casually moved to block his way. "Private property I'm afraid," One said, sharing a look with her fellow henchwomen.

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[sound-loyalty.livejournal.com]

"You've every reason to be afraid," Kabuto said with a disarming smile. "But really, you've nothing to fear from me, ladies." He pushed up his glasses, studying them behind the light-catching lenses. That one was closest to the door, but the other two would pincer if he tried. However, if he used his chakra to run in and then jump up onto the roof and bypass them entirely...

...Yes. That's what he'd do.

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[anextimeagent.livejournal.com]

When he spotted the three guards, Jack momentarily forgot that a) they were guards and b) that he was supposed to be stopping a villain from taking over the world and harming its kittens.

He smiled and stretched, aiming for harmless and charming, before casually approaching them, coffee in hand. "Afternoon, ladies," he said, and took a long sip of the coffee. Blech, cold, but he kept the reaction off his face.

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[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

The three guards looked over at the charming young man. They may have altered their stances to be extra provacative for this one.

"Good afternoon," The pink haired one replied for the rest.

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[anextimeagent.livejournal.com]

"It is now." Jack wandered closer, casually checking all three of them out, and smiled warmly. "Possibly the best afternoon I've ever had. What are three women as beautiful as you doing way out here in the middle of nowhere?"

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[thebluespirit.livejournal.com]

There might only be three guards, but Zuko wasn't about to underestimate them. Sticking to the brushes, he moved away from the entrance. When he thought he was out of sight of the guards, he crawled towards the compound. He was hoping to climb up on the roof and take the guards out with a surprise attack from the rear. If they didn't catch sight of him first, that was.

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[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Oh, little boy," Came a female voice from behind him.

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[thebluespirit.livejournal.com]

Not taking kindly to being called a little boy, Zuko swivelled around and punched a flame at the woman.

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[southernbender.livejournal.com]

Katara wondered who taught them how to dress and walked up to them.

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[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

They taught themselves how to dress, thank you very much. It wasn't their fault they had such nice bodies.

All three turned to look at Katara, almost immediately going into a small pose.

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[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

Using the watches to sycrohnize their efforts. Team Jamie initiated step one:

A gaggle of Jamies jumped in front of the guards and began to sing about the glories of a toothbrush.

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[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

The guards stared blankly at the oddly entertaining Jamies. "This is certainly new," One said quietly.

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[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

John walked up to the guards, whistling a jaunty tune.

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[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

A pink jumpsuit clad woman blocked his way quite suddenly. "Going somewhere?"

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[robotboyfetish.livejournal.com]

Cassie stared for a second.

"Oh boy. BAD Girls?"

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[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

They perked up at that. "You've heard of us?" one asked.

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[fates_jaye]

Um. Okay. Jaye walks up to them and says, "Hey."

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[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

The gaurds turn to look at Jaye. One looks away, yawning out of boredom. "Can we help you?"

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[bruiser-in-pink.livejournal.com]

Hands clutched behind her back, Molly walked toward the front door.

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[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Little girl?" One of the guards calls out to her. "Where do you think you're going?"