fandomhigh | Detention, The Dangershop

When the students entered the Dangershop, they will find it transformed into a swanky apartment straight out of a time where swanky was considered a normal and appropriate word to describe things. Or, for those unaware what that means, the 60's.

On the far wall was a large screen that would have been the highest form of technology some time ago, but now just looked cheesy and fake. A list of names were on the screen, lighting up as each student entered the room.

Katara
Zuko
John Crichton
Jack Harkness
Molly Hayes
Cassie Lang
Jamie Madrox
Number 6
Kabuto Yakushi
Jaye Tyler

When everyone arrived, the screen went blank before Deadpool, wearing a tuxedo over his normal costume, appeared on the screen.

"Goooood morning Angels. Your mission, should you choose to accept, and you really don't have a choice in it, is to stop this man from taking over the world. His name is Priscella and his plans are so fiendish, so twisted, I won't even go into them now. Let's just say they involve a kitten, a pair of tweezers and a package of Gogurt."

[[ooc: ~~please wait for~~ OCD up!

~~ETA: 1:00 Central Time - going grocery shopping, should be back in an hour or so.~~]]

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Pizza and Gogurt have been supplied by the wonderful Professor Deadpool. You may thank him at any time.

(Mmmm, Gogurt.)

6 doesn't eat anything prepared for him unless it's a vacuum-sealed MRE that he's thoroughly tested for contaminants. Gogurt, however, fits his requirements in a strange and inexplicable way.

This was not food. Kabuto prodded it with the tip of one finger, not trusting it. He could survive without eating lunch.

Pizza? Definitely good. Gogurt? Jack considered it thoughtfully, not really certain it was actually food, then shrugged and ate it anyway.

Jamie dives into the pizza.

Zuko had no problem wolfing down some pizza. The gogurt, he just eyes suspiciously.

Katara took some pizza and poked at it a few times before eating it carefully. The Gogurt, she didn't want to begin to think about how to open.

Cassie shrugged and had some pizza. The gogurt she pocketed in case she'd need it later.

Yum! Pizza! And Gogurt! Molly ate her lunch, keeping some of the gogurt for later.

Katara waved at Molly. "Why did you end up here?" Yeah, she knew it had been covered before. She'd just not been paying attention.

Molly moved over to sit by Katara. "For snipping back at Vader in class on Monday," she said a bit bitterly.

"Why?" Katara asked, looking at Molly curiously. "He seemed interesting."

Molly shook her head. "He's not a nice guy," she said. "Have you met a student named Luke yet?"

"I don't think so," Katara said. "Should I have?"

"I'll introduce you if you don't meet him someplace else," Molly said. "The reason I asked though is because Vader is from the same place Luke is. He is actually here to keep an eye on Luke."

"Aww, that sounds like he's nice," Katara said, taking it completely the wrong way. "Why else would he go through all the trouble to come here to make sure Luke is safe?"

Molly's eyes widened and she shook her head. "No. He wants to stop Luke from becoming a Jedi, which is a powerful person who works for peace back at his home. Luke said Vader destroyed an entire planet," she said quietly.

Katara stared at Molly. "How is that possible?"

Molly thought about how to explain a moon sized machine. "Have you watched the TV at all?" she asked.

"A little," she said with a shrug. "Chris told me about football."

"Did you see any cars or airplanes on it? Maybe when they stopped showing the football for a few minutes?"

"Not that I remember at least," she replied. "What are they?"

"They're machines that we use for transportation," Molly said. "A car goes on the ground and a plane flies through the air. Where Luke's from they can make a machine that flies into space. Vader built one as big as a moon and put a weapon in it. Luke said he used it to destroy a planet full of people."

Katara stared at Molly, the thought flitting through her head that Bridge wasn't the only one who talked about space. She bit her lip. "That would be worse that even what the Fire Nation's done."