Detention, The Dangershop - 1/13

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

When the students entered the Dangershop, they will find it transformed into a swanky apartment straight out of a time where swanky was considered a normal and appropriate word to describe things. Or, for those unaware what that means, the 60's.

On the far wall was a large screen that would have been the highest form of technology some time ago, but now just looked cheesy and fake. A list of names were on the screen, lighting up as each student entered the room.

Katara
Zuko
John Crichton
Jack Harkness
Molly Hayes
Cassie Lang
Jamie Madrox
Number 6
Kabuto Yakushi
Jaye Tyler

When everyone arrived, the screen went blank before Deadpool, wearing a tuxedo over his normal costume, appeared on the screen.

"Goooood morning Angels. Your mission, should you choose to accept, and you really don't have a choice in it, is to stop this man from taking over the world. His name is Priscella and his plans are so fiendish, so twisted, I won't even go into them now. Let's just say they involve a kitten, a pair of tweezers and a package of Gogurt."


[[ooc: please wait for OCD up!

ETA: 1:00 Central Time - going grocery shopping, should be back in an hour or so.]]

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Tell Us Why You're Here

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Or tell your tragic back-story, those are always fun to listen to.

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[defiantlyyours.livejournal.com]

"Number 6. I am here for thoughtcrime."

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[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Isn't that a one of those made-for-Scifi B-list actor kind of movies?"

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[defiantlyyours.livejournal.com]

"Not when they have indecent spies who can get inside your head," 6 said.

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[sound-loyalty.livejournal.com]

"Kabuto." Kabuto shrugged. "My professor doesn't like me - I didn't actually do anything wrong."

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[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"But I'm sure you were going to do something wrong at some point though," Wde said, ever the optimist.

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[sound-loyalty.livejournal.com]

"No, actually." Kabuto gave him his best innocent smile, shrugging. "I had no intentions."

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[anextimeagent.livejournal.com]

"Jack, and I'm here because telling someone who thinks he's a god that he's really an irrational impulse? Not the best idea ever. Especially if he can give detention."

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[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Well I hope you've learned your lesson on how to avoid detention from the teacher who might be crazier than me," Wade said sternly. "No more questioning their delusions, you."

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[anextimeagent.livejournal.com]

"Trust me, I have." Jack smiled ruefully. "If a teacher wants to think they're a god, a pony, or a three-toed sloth I'll go along with it."

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[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

"Jamie Madrox. I'm here because I thought about you and Logan in a thong. Not together. Ew."

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[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Wade stared. "Emma?"

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[thebluespirit.livejournal.com]

"I am Zuko," he said, glancing towards Katara. "I am here because I protected my country."

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[southernbender.livejournal.com]

Katara glared back and muttered something under her breath.

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[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"And I'm sure your country feels very safe now," Wade said. "Like a small child wrapped up in warm blankets by it's mannish and scarred mother."

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[southernbender.livejournal.com]

"I'm Katara," she said. "I'm here because I defended a friend." She very determinedly was avoiding looking anywhere near Zuko.

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[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Wade looked at Katara, then back at Zuko, then to Katara... this could take a while.

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[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

"John Crichton. I apparently told a teacher she was fat even though that's not how I remember it."

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[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Wade shook his head in disappointment. "Which teacher?"

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[robotboyfetish.livejournal.com]

"My name is Cassie Lang. And I'm here because Miss Adair doesn't have a sense of humor."

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[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Did you also think about me in a thong?"

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[bruiser-in-pink.livejournal.com]

"Molly Hayes. I'm here because Professor Vader doesn't like it when you talk back to him."

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[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Really?" Wade asked. "He always seemed so nice when I talked to him."

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[fates_jaye]

"Hi, I'm Jaye. I'm the lucky lottery winner," she says. "But we can pretend I vandalized something, I guess."

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[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Can I pretend you're here for coming from an inner city school and got in a fight because you don't understand this strange new social order, but will eventually earn the respect of your peers through street dancing?"