Turtle was still a little wide-eyed about the teacher at the end of class; except for the whole being little and a redhead, the resemblance was...almost disturbing. There were no crutches, but Turtle had to ask. She just had to.

"This might sound like a weird question, Ms. Frizzle, but you're not Polish, are you?"

Please, please don't let her science teacher be Sydelle Pulaski Lite. Please, please, please.