http://sideburnsofwar.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] sideburnsofwar.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2007-01-11 05:18 pm
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Tremble Foolish Mortals: The Gods and You , Class One [Period 5, Thursday]

The students were greeted with an empty classroom as they filed in.

Once everyone was seated, Ares appeared in a flash of blue light. "Greetings," he said. "I am Ares, God of War, and before you all start with the questions and flailing and prostrating yourself before me in worship, yes I am the Ares, and I am a real god. I'll be happy to give a demonstration to anyone who doesn't believe me." His tone suggested that while he might be happy to give a demonstrate, the person he gave it to wouldn't be.

"Now, to class. I'm assuming you all signed up because you want to learn more about the gods," Ares said, leaning against his desk. "Believe me you will. Forget the drunken ramblings of half-mad priests and madder politician, from me you'll be hearing firsthand accounts of the gods, in all their glorious and less than glorious moments. As you can see from the syllabus, we will be focusing on the Greek pantheon, otherwise known as the Olympians. Because, hey, you can't escape family."

"Because this is the first class, and I realise you may all be somewhat awed by being taught by me, a real live god, I'm going to go easy on you all, trust me, it won't happen again. Today you're just going to introduce yourself, tell the class which gods and goddesses you worship and why."

He waved a dismissive hand at the class. "Well, what are you waiting for, go on."

[ooc: OCD threads coming is up!]

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Re: OOC - TGaY [Class One]

[personal profile] janet_fraiser 2007-01-11 04:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Yay! Problem students should band together! Janet thinks all "gods" are really aliens who've co-opted Earth pantheons as their own, and has issues with them that comes from a) being in a war against them for quite a few years, b) seeing what centuries of repression and intolerance in the name of false gods has done, and c) generally being a cranky sort of person.

Janet generally knows when to stop with the pushing, but I expect I'll be asking for a divine smiting or two for her this semester. Because, really, fun!