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The students were greeted with an empty classroom as they filed in.

Once everyone was seated, Ares appeared in a flash of blue light. "Greetings," he said. "I am Ares, God of War, and before you all start with the questions and flailing and prostrating yourself before me in worship, yes I am the Ares, and I am a real god. I'll be happy to give a demonstration to anyone who doesn't believe me." His tone suggested that while he might be happy to give a demonstrate, the person he gave it to wouldn't be.

"Now, to class. I'm assuming you all signed up because you want to learn more about the gods," Ares said, leaning against his desk. "Believe me you will. Forget the drunken ramblings of half-mad priests and madder politician, from me you'll be hearing firsthand accounts of the gods, in all their glorious ~~and less than glorious~~ moments. As you can see from the syllabus, we will be focusing on the Greek pantheon, otherwise known as the Olympians. Because, hey, you can't escape family."

"Because this is the first class, and I realise you may all be somewhat awed by being taught by me, a real live god, I'm going to go easy on you all, trust me, it won't happen again. Today you're just going to introduce yourself, tell the class which gods and goddesses you worship and why."

He waved a dismissive hand at the class. "Well, what are you waiting for, go on."

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"He wouldn't have happened to have any accidents with magic bows recently," he asked, remembering Discord's brief stint as a chicken.

"...No." Alanna blinked up at Ares. "Faithful?" "What? I'm napping!" The cat replied grouchly.

"So he's meant to be a cat?"

Alanna blinked a lot. "What else can he be?" Faithful poked his nose out and talked only to Ares. "Oh shut up, she doesn't know. Not everyone is an exhibitionist."

"Ah," Ares nodded and tapped the side of his nose. "Gotcha. Miss Trebond, why do have a cat in my classroom?"

"Because if I left him in my room, he would have walked in and pretended to be a student." Alanna said. "That or meowled at you pittifully until you let him in."

"I don't know how well that would have worked," Ares said. "I'm kinda a dog person."

Faithful stuck his tongue out at Ares from Alanna's bag. "He'll find his way in." Alanna reassured Ares and ignored the feline.

"I have no doubt of that."

Alanna gave Ares and odd look. "So he can stay?" "Of course I can"

"Yes," Ares replied. After all, at least this way he'd have an idea of where he was.

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