http://bugofjustice.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] bugofjustice.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2006-12-08 02:23 am

Fandom High Holiday Pageant 2006, Friday afternoon, The Auditorium

Once everyone was seated, The Tick walked out onto the stage wearing a keen tux. He was ready to celebrate the holidays in style.

"Welcome, chums, to the 2006 Fandom High Holiday Pageant! This year, we're looking to make the pageant as broad as possible, covering several different holidays with several different methods of educating us all with fun! It's Funducation, not to be confused with Funded Education!"

"On the Holiday Tree of Funducation, information is the presents, and you are the children gathered around, hoping for the Hanukkah Wii of Information, or the X-Mas-Box of Knowledge! Our volunteers are the ornaments, making sure the Tree is shiny and festive! The participating classes are the lights that illuminate with organization and color! And I," Tick said, grinning broadly, "am a jolly man in a blue suit! I am not just your Master of Ceremonies tonight, I am also your Santa of Ceremonies! So please allow me to welcome you to this year's Tree of Funducation, the Holiday Pageant!"

[OOC: Please wait for and then follow the OCD. There is a thread for each performance, and then a Performance and Audience sub-thread for each. Please use the subthreads. Pretty self explanatory. Everyone should know what they're doing and which thread they're doing it in, hopefully. If, for some reason, we have threads that are not pinged into as of really late Friday night, I may get creative and randomly recruit people at the last minute if it doesn't Joss them just to make sure the pageant stands as being complete.

I'd like to say thank you in advance to all of my volunteers and I can't wait to see what you put together!]

Re: Emperor's Birthday: Performance

[identity profile] ranma-sao.livejournal.com 2006-12-10 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
Ranma stands blinking at the large audience. Woow. What's he suposed to do now?

Re: Emperor's Birthday: Performance

[identity profile] bound2blade.livejournal.com 2006-12-10 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
She was dying here and Ranma was just standing there?

//"Ranma!"// She hissed with a slight glance his way in between her overdramatic wretches and gags. Her head cocked several times toward one of her discarded bokken. //"You have to finish me off!"//

Gag, gag, wretch; Ohhhhhh, the paiiiin. She made a small motion at her stomach, hands blossoming out to symbolize the spilling of her disembowled gut.

Re: Emperor's Birthday: Performance

[identity profile] ranma-sao.livejournal.com 2006-12-10 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
Ranma looks mournful, finally getting it down what he's suposed to do. He picks up a bokken and pretends to chop off Setsuna's head. "I'm sorry brave sammurai... M-my l-love.."

Re: Emperor's Birthday: Performance

[identity profile] bound2blade.livejournal.com 2006-12-10 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
It was a good thing Setsuna had to collapse here dead, because that absolutely killed her. She collapsed onto the stage, slumping over the sandbag with one final wretched. She hoped the twitching could pass off as good acting...

He had to get into character at that moment, didn't he?

Re: Emperor's Birthday: Performance

[identity profile] 2-twin-devils-2.livejournal.com 2006-12-10 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
No, that wasn't snickering from the twin's side of the stage. Both got up from their places on the stage to come together at the front of the stage.
"The End! Thank you for your time!" They grinned and bowed courteously, picking up their instruments and moving across the stage so that they could help Setsuna up and tug them both off stage.

Re: Emperor's Birthday: Performance

[identity profile] ranma-sao.livejournal.com 2006-12-10 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
Ranma tries to bow, he's pulled off stage pretty fast though...

Re: Emperor's Birthday: Performance

[identity profile] bound2blade.livejournal.com 2006-12-10 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
Setsuna remained dead and limp for the twins to drag off stage. There was no way she was facing that crowd right now.