Fandom High Holiday Pageant 2006, Friday afternoon, The Auditorium

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Once everyone was seated, The Tick walked out onto the stage wearing a keen tux. He was ready to celebrate the holidays in style.

"Welcome, chums, to the 2006 Fandom High Holiday Pageant! This year, we're looking to make the pageant as broad as possible, covering several different holidays with several different methods of educating us all with fun! It's Funducation, not to be confused with Funded Education!"

"On the Holiday Tree of Funducation, information is the presents, and you are the children gathered around, hoping for the Hanukkah Wii of Information, or the X-Mas-Box of Knowledge! Our volunteers are the ornaments, making sure the Tree is shiny and festive! The participating classes are the lights that illuminate with organization and color! And I," Tick said, grinning broadly, "am a jolly man in a blue suit! I am not just your Master of Ceremonies tonight, I am also your Santa of Ceremonies! So please allow me to welcome you to this year's Tree of Funducation, the Holiday Pageant!"

[OOC: Please wait for and then follow the OCD. There is a thread for each performance, and then a Performance and Audience sub-thread for each. Please use the subthreads. Pretty self explanatory. Everyone should know what they're doing and which thread they're doing it in, hopefully. If, for some reason, we have threads that are not pinged into as of really late Friday night, I may get creative and randomly recruit people at the last minute if it doesn't Joss them just to make sure the pageant stands as being complete.

I'd like to say thank you in advance to all of my volunteers and I can't wait to see what you put together!]

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Re: Finale: Performance

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

The Tick suddenly turned toward the fake roof.

"When suddenly from outside there was another clatter
And The Tick ran to the window to see someone who was fatter!
This hero recovered the crashed sleigh and zoomed to the roof
He was now going to help Tick and Isabel. It was the real Santa, this was proof!"

Re: Finale: Performance

[spyprincipal.livejournal.com]

Jack Bristow, all decked out in Santa garb, stood next to the sleigh, which was suspended properly with some extra heavy-duty cables "borrowed" from the U.S. Navy. Don't ask how. It's best not to.

Bristow slung his sack behind him and generally looked like Kris Kringle on Botox. He continued the narration, although not nearly as merrily as The Tick.

"The real Santa was here, fixed sleigh and with a new sack
And said, 'Thank you, Tick, for having my back.
My secret mission's over. Hop in the sleigh. You served adequately, all right.'
Tick and Isabel hopped in the sleigh as Santa enunciated clearly, 'Happy Christmas to all, and to all--'"

Re: Finale: Performance

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

"SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!"

Re: Finale: Performance

[spyprincipal.livejournal.com]

Bristow's eyebrow raised .595 millimeters.

"If you insist, Dean Tick."