Fandom High Holiday Pageant 2006, Friday afternoon, The Auditorium

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

Once everyone was seated, The Tick walked out onto the stage wearing a keen tux. He was ready to celebrate the holidays in style.

"Welcome, chums, to the 2006 Fandom High Holiday Pageant! This year, we're looking to make the pageant as broad as possible, covering several different holidays with several different methods of educating us all with fun! It's Funducation, not to be confused with Funded Education!"

"On the Holiday Tree of Funducation, information is the presents, and you are the children gathered around, hoping for the Hanukkah Wii of Information, or the X-Mas-Box of Knowledge! Our volunteers are the ornaments, making sure the Tree is shiny and festive! The participating classes are the lights that illuminate with organization and color! And I," Tick said, grinning broadly, "am a jolly man in a blue suit! I am not just your Master of Ceremonies tonight, I am also your Santa of Ceremonies! So please allow me to welcome you to this year's Tree of Funducation, the Holiday Pageant!"

[OOC: Please wait for and then follow the OCD. There is a thread for each performance, and then a Performance and Audience sub-thread for each. Please use the subthreads. Pretty self explanatory. Everyone should know what they're doing and which thread they're doing it in, hopefully. If, for some reason, we have threads that are not pinged into as of really late Friday night, I may get creative and randomly recruit people at the last minute if it doesn't Joss them just to make sure the pageant stands as being complete.

I'd like to say thank you in advance to all of my volunteers and I can't wait to see what you put together!]

Comments

Re: Festivus: Performance

[l1ttle-billy.livejournal.com]

Billy, offstage sighed. He still had the pegleg. He stumped onstage with as much dignity as was possible. "For instance, the airing of grievences."

Re: Festivus: Performance

[tyler-gone.livejournal.com]

"Which is where you talk about how all of your friends and family have disappointed you in the last year," Tyler said. "For example, Billy looks like a pirate. That's kind of disappointing."

Re: Festivus: Performance

[l1ttle-billy.livejournal.com]

Billy glowered. "I poked out my eye and cut off my leg just to spite you." he said sarcastically.

Re: Festivus: Performance

[tyler-gone.livejournal.com]

"Purposely disappointing," Tyler said. "Frank Constanza would approve."

Re: Festivus: Performance

[l1ttle-billy.livejournal.com]

Billy snickered. "Another Festivus tradition, is the feats of strength."

Re: Festivus: Performance

[nine-and-ears.livejournal.com]

"Feats of Strength," the Doctor spoke up again. "Wherein the head of the household challenges someone to a wrestling match. They may decline if they have other things to do, but the series of Feats of Strength do not end until the head of the household has been pinned. In our instance, Billy here will be our head of the household. Who dares to step up to the challenge?"

Re: Festivus: Performance

[l1ttle-billy.livejournal.com]

Billy raised an eyebrow. He might not be 100% due to his leg, but he was totally ready to go.