Lunch - Monday

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Guud murneeng stoodents! I heerd ebuoot ell zee ixceetement thees veekend! Tuu bed yuoo deedn't cetch a trull fur me-a. Zeey meke-a a deleeciuoos suoop.

Tudey's Menoo:

-Spegettee und Meetbells

-Gerleec Breed

-Seled

-Iteleeun Veddeeng Suoop

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[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

Walter had a large amount of everything. Even the veddeeng suoop, even though it was his opinion that serving something that translated to "wedding soup" to teenagers was hovering along the edges of very wrong.

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

Cally sat down next to Walter and smiled. "Hungry, huh?"

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

Pippi plunks down at the table with a tray that is likewise piled high with food.

"Hi hi."

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

"Always," Walter responded matter-of-factly. "You wouldn't like me when I don't eat. How are you this troll-free day?"

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

Walter looked up from his concentration on food and smiled. "Hey. How are the bites?"

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

"Still itchy, but Stark gave me something for it that is 'not bad'." Pippi said, trying to focus on talking to Walter and her food and NOT scratching the bites.

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

"Doin' okay," Cally said. "Quiet start, as is usual on Mondays."

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

"Is it like the last time with the grindylows?" Walter asked, looking her over for any sign of... what? Who could say.

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

Walter nodded agreeably and asked, "Have you been conscripted into doing anything for the pageant?"

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

"Thank the gods, no," Cally said. "After last year, it'd take a lot to get me back on that stage."

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

Walter raised an eyebrow. "Do tell me all about it."

Smirking? Noooo....

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

"Oh gods, no one told you about me having to be the virgin Mary last year?" Cally said. "I thought the Pirate forcibly made people watch the video footage when they arrived or something."

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

Virgin...

Cally?

Walter was too well-trained to guffaw, but it was a near miss. He laughed and waved a hand at her, "No. Tell me. Or I'll find a bootleg of the video."

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

"I bit the ear off our baby Jesus," Cally said. "And I made out with the wise man on stage. It was bad."

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

Walter coughed and turned red, trying not to lose it, then bent over his tray laughing at the image of Virgin Cally biting the ear off her baby and making out with the wise man.

"Who played the wise man?" he asked when he could get the question out past the laughs.

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

"Anders," Cally said. "Cause, well, I was guilting over having to kiss Joseph, who was Bridge."

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

Walter took a drink of water and caught his breath. "That's something at least. I was wondering if you'd been under some spell that made you kiss the first available person."

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

"No," Cally said. "But I did start hallucinating after the baby Jesus bit me on the nose."

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

"The baby Jesus bit you...."

Walter blinked and asked the only logical - for Fandom - follow-up question: "Was the baby Jesus a gremlin?"

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

"Well... They're not turning funny colors..." Pippi said absently have scratching her shoulder. "And... I don't think I feel weird... But it itches more and I don't know that the stuff Stark gave me is helping."

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

"Yep," Cally said. "That, to me, was proof that Principal Bristow was evil."

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

Walter didn't like the sound of that. "Maybe you should have someone else have a look at that. I don't think Stark is actually a doctor."

But he did give good candy.

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

"I wouldn't know. I came in time for a different sort of evil principal," Walter said. "Although how evil could he have been when he loved pie and golf carts so much?"

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

Pippi nodded.

"Stark said to come back if what he gave me wasn't helping, I'll go tomorrow or something, there's a lot more people a lot more hurt then me."

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

"Pie is everything that is wholesome and good," Cally said. "He kinda scared me, though."