fates_jaye: (hungry)
Jaye Tyler ([personal profile] fates_jaye) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2006-11-22 10:32 pm

Thanksgiving- The cafeteria- Thursday, 4 pm onwards

Once the food is cooked, it's time to set it out, and start yelling at people to get their butts down to dinner.

There's a full spread, complete with all the traditional Thanksgiving stuff. Turkey, sides, and all the fun dessert stuff will be brought out later. There's a cooler full of drinks (non-alcoholic, as hi, Jaye did invite the principal) and everything should be good. And if it isn't... eh. Deal.


[If you brought something specific, feel free to ping in the OCD thread so people know. Otherwise, I think foodmodding is on.
OCD is coming. OCD is up.]

Re: Dinner

[identity profile] willbedone.livejournal.com 2006-11-23 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
"That nobody can tell I spit into the mashed potatoes," Willow replied, innocently.

Re: Dinner

[identity profile] tyler-gone.livejournal.com 2006-11-24 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
Tyler almost spit out his own mashed potatoes at that, but coolly swallowed. "Foodservice workers," he said, "are the small-scale terrorists of the everyday world."

Re: Dinner

[identity profile] willbedone.livejournal.com 2006-11-24 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
"I dunno," Willow said. "A well-aimed pomegranete to the eye could be pretty large scale on the damage side."

Re: Dinner

[identity profile] tyler-gone.livejournal.com 2006-11-24 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
Tyler considered this. "I never really thought about that," he said. "But it's not subtle enough. Pomegranate to the eye is a kamikaze move."

Re: Dinner

[identity profile] willbedone.livejournal.com 2006-11-24 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
"Fair point," Willow said. "I didn't actually spit in the potatoes by the way. I can't swear that nobody else didn't because I wasn't on potato duty, but Peter was so he probably kept an eye out. Plus we had Alanna threatening to stab people."

Re: Dinner

[identity profile] tyler-gone.livejournal.com 2006-11-24 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
"Redheads with knives are a scary combination," Tyler said. "Did you spit in anything else?"

Re: Dinner

[identity profile] willbedone.livejournal.com 2006-11-24 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
"Only the sink this morning when I brushed my teeth," Willow promised. "My cookies and brownies are also free of anything other than cookie and brownie goodness."

Re: Dinner

[identity profile] tyler-gone.livejournal.com 2006-11-24 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
"We appreciate that," Tyler said, deciding not to point out how easy it was to hide ground cockroaches in baked goods. "How'd you learn to bake?"

Re: Dinner

[identity profile] willbedone.livejournal.com 2006-11-24 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
"Self-taught," Willow said. "There was a lot of experimentation. Narrowing the ingredient list to edible items was a huge step."

Re: Dinner

[identity profile] tyler-gone.livejournal.com 2006-11-24 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
"No crayons," Tyler said, taking another bite of turkey. "grass clippings add some interesting texture."

Re: Dinner

[identity profile] willbedone.livejournal.com 2006-11-24 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
"So does dirt," Willow said. "Though that can be hard on the teeth."

Re: Dinner

[identity profile] tyler-gone.livejournal.com 2006-11-24 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
"Did you ever make dirt pie?" Tyler asked. "You know, the stuff with pudding and Oreo crumbs and gummy worms. It makes eating dirt seem appealing."

Re: Dinner

[identity profile] willbedone.livejournal.com 2006-11-24 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
"I've had that in ice cream form," Willow said. "It's not bad, though the worms can be tart."