http://preacher-custer.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] preacher-custer.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2006-11-22 09:39 am
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World Religions, Wednesday, 2nd Period [11/22]

One might wonder why the religion teacher has a busted lip and what looks to be the beginning of a black eye. From the forbidding look on said religion teacher's face, one might want to keep one's questions to oneself on that particular matter.

Jesse is awake. He has no coffee. He doesn't have his feet propped on his desk, and there are no handouts to go with today's class.

Instead he watches the class file in, and stands up when everyone is settled in.

"Mornin'. So, tomorrow's Turkey Day. If you're an American, you know it's a secular celebration of food. They'll tell you in grade school that it's somethin' else. Honoring the pilgrims and all that happy horseshit.

"It's about the food."

He rests his hip against his desk and tousles his already tousled hair. "Since I've already shot the syllabus to shit, and I've had a long coupla weeks, we're gonna throw it out for now. I'll save Christianity for near the end, when we're comin' up on one of the religion's big days.

"Instead, what I want you to do today is to think waaaay back to the beginnin' of the year when y'all made up your own religions and tried to sell your buddy on it.

"Today you're gonna come up with a high holy day for your religion. Food? The first grape stompin' of the year? Holy day of the great beatdown? I want your holy day, how it's celebrated, what colors, sacred items, or clothes are associated with it. You can do that with someone and I'll come by and listen in, or you can do it on your own and give me a report, your choice.

"There's a point to this. Really."
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[personal profile] nadiathesaint 2006-11-22 05:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Nadia Santos
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[personal profile] nadiathesaint 2006-11-22 05:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Hmmm. High holy day for a religion in which she was the center of the universe.

Her birthday would be obvious, but she doesn't actually know when that is. She'll have to think on this one.

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[identity profile] senor-chado.livejournal.com 2006-11-22 05:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Yasutora Sado

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[identity profile] sogothcally.livejournal.com 2006-11-22 06:00 pm (UTC)(link)
V. Cally

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[identity profile] sogothcally.livejournal.com 2006-11-22 06:01 pm (UTC)(link)
"My holy day will involve pudding," Cally stated.

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[identity profile] senor-chado.livejournal.com 2006-11-22 06:04 pm (UTC)(link)
The only thing Chad could really remember about his religion was virgins, organic food, and a slightly blushing Blair. It was way, way too easy thinking of what the high holy day would be, and it was probably way, way inappropriate for an academic setting.

He idly set to the task of outlining the details for his religion's annual de-virginizing orgy, and all the colours, sacred items, and (lack of) clothes required for it.
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[personal profile] nadiathesaint 2006-11-22 06:04 pm (UTC)(link)
"Okay, why?"

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[identity profile] sogothcally.livejournal.com 2006-11-22 06:13 pm (UTC)(link)
"Because I like pudding. Why else?"
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[personal profile] nadiathesaint 2006-11-22 06:18 pm (UTC)(link)
"Nonononono, you should think of some big, important reason, like . . . pudding is the food of the gods and eating it on earth with allow you to become closer to holiness."

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[identity profile] sogothcally.livejournal.com 2006-11-22 06:19 pm (UTC)(link)
"...but it's just pudding."
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[personal profile] nadiathesaint 2006-11-22 06:21 pm (UTC)(link)
". . . you're missing the point."

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[identity profile] sogothcally.livejournal.com 2006-11-22 06:23 pm (UTC)(link)
"That religions are supposed to be overly complicated?"
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[personal profile] nadiathesaint 2006-11-22 06:29 pm (UTC)(link)
"The religions are supposed to have deep, spiritual meaning. Otherwise, someone will go, 'oh, well I like bacon, so I'm going to eat bacon on your holiday instead of pudding'."

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[identity profile] sogothcally.livejournal.com 2006-11-22 06:29 pm (UTC)(link)
"But why shouldn't they? I mean, if they like bacon more than pudding."
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[personal profile] nadiathesaint 2006-11-22 06:32 pm (UTC)(link)
"Because it's your religion. You're making it up so that they'll follow your rules."

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[identity profile] sogothcally.livejournal.com 2006-11-22 06:34 pm (UTC)(link)
"What if my rules are 'do what makes you happy as long as you're not hurting other people'?"
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[personal profile] janet_fraiser 2006-11-22 06:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Janet Fraiser
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[personal profile] nadiathesaint 2006-11-22 06:37 pm (UTC)(link)
"You call that a religion? That's not even remotely oppressive."

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[identity profile] sogothcally.livejournal.com 2006-11-22 06:38 pm (UTC)(link)
"Why would you want an oppressive religion?"
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[personal profile] nadiathesaint 2006-11-22 06:41 pm (UTC)(link)
"That's what religions are for! They divide up the power, and the person who made it gets all the power and the people who follow it are the person who made it's pawns, and it's like world domination only more subtle."

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