*waits until she has the professor's attention, takes a deep breath, looks him as square in the eyes as is possible*

My two questions are:

1. The universe as you know it has come to an end. You survive. By some 'cosmic grace', you were given a five minute warning and are able to take three items with you. Name and explain the three items, please sir?

2. Through whatever supernatural convention you chose, you are granted three non-refundable, no strings attached, consequence free wishes - how do you use them?

[ooc: It was the 'normal' that threw me. ;) ]