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Music is Love: [11/21]
Anyone coming into the music room will see that the interior has been changed from a nightclub to a... well a nightclub with a ton of Autumn decorations.
The fact that Lorne is dressed up as a pilgrim and there's a ton of the food at the table should tip off that this is probably going to be an easy class today.
The angry turkey that is pecking Lorne on the legs? Mostly likely for your amusements.
"Greetings my fellow puritans and Indians! Today we're going to get down with grub and talk some Turkey!"
This is followed by a the turkey attacking Lorne with an angry gobble.
"Get away from me you wretched thing! Kids? Remember when ordering a turkey? Make sure it's dead and frozen for delivery."
Again with the gobbles and the pecking.
"Watch it Tommy-boy because I have no problems turning you into giblet gravy.
The turkey glared at Lorne and stomped off into a corner. (Because Turkeys? Yeah they can totally stomp)
Lorne breathed a sigh of relief. "In case you haven't guessed it, today we will celebrate thanksgiving a little early. We will all go around the table and sing a song showing what we are thankful for. We've got the the traditional foods laid out here. Yams, stuffing, cranberry sauce, mashed potatoes, gravy, biscuits, Pylean yaksblood pudding, turkey - SHUT UP YOU STUPID BIRD! - and To-furkey for those of you in the vegetable ways of life."
Lorne takes a seat at the head of the table and starts carving up the turkey. "Now to start things off? I'll sing the first song."
The music begins and Lorne begins to sing:
I've got plenty to be thankful for
I haven't got
A great big yacht
To sail from shore to shore
Still I've got plenty to be thankful for
I've got plenty to be thankful for
No private car
No caviar
No carpet on my floor
Still I've got plenty to be thankful for
I've got eyes to see with
Ears to hear with
Arms to hug with
Lips to kiss with
Someone to adore
How could anybody ask for more?
My needs are small
I buy them all
At the five and ten cent store
Oh, I've got plenty to be thankful fooooooooor
"Extra Credit if you can tell me who wrote the song, who sang it and what movie it was in. Now dig in and eat up!"
OCD IS UP!
The fact that Lorne is dressed up as a pilgrim and there's a ton of the food at the table should tip off that this is probably going to be an easy class today.
The angry turkey that is pecking Lorne on the legs? Mostly likely for your amusements.
"Greetings my fellow puritans and Indians! Today we're going to get down with grub and talk some Turkey!"
This is followed by a the turkey attacking Lorne with an angry gobble.
"Get away from me you wretched thing! Kids? Remember when ordering a turkey? Make sure it's dead and frozen for delivery."
Again with the gobbles and the pecking.
"Watch it Tommy-boy because I have no problems turning you into giblet gravy.
The turkey glared at Lorne and stomped off into a corner. (Because Turkeys? Yeah they can totally stomp)
Lorne breathed a sigh of relief. "In case you haven't guessed it, today we will celebrate thanksgiving a little early. We will all go around the table and sing a song showing what we are thankful for. We've got the the traditional foods laid out here. Yams, stuffing, cranberry sauce, mashed potatoes, gravy, biscuits, Pylean yaksblood pudding, turkey - SHUT UP YOU STUPID BIRD! - and To-furkey for those of you in the vegetable ways of life."
Lorne takes a seat at the head of the table and starts carving up the turkey. "Now to start things off? I'll sing the first song."
The music begins and Lorne begins to sing:
I've got plenty to be thankful for
I haven't got
A great big yacht
To sail from shore to shore
Still I've got plenty to be thankful for
I've got plenty to be thankful for
No private car
No caviar
No carpet on my floor
Still I've got plenty to be thankful for
I've got eyes to see with
Ears to hear with
Arms to hug with
Lips to kiss with
Someone to adore
How could anybody ask for more?
My needs are small
I buy them all
At the five and ten cent store
Oh, I've got plenty to be thankful fooooooooor
"Extra Credit if you can tell me who wrote the song, who sang it and what movie it was in. Now dig in and eat up!"
OCD IS UP!

Re: Eat and Sing! [11/21]
how bout getting off these antibiotics
how bout stopping eating when I'm full up
how bout them transparent dangling carrots
how bout that ever elusive kudo
thank you india
thank you terror
thank you disillusionment
thank you frailty
thank you consequence
thank you thank you silence
how bout me not blaming you for everything
how bout me enjoying the moment for once
how bout how good it feels to finally forgive you
how bout grieving it all one at a time
thank you india
thank you terror
thank you disillusionment
thank you frailty
thank you consequence
thank you thank you silence
the moment I let go of it was the moment
I got more than I could handle
the moment I jumped off of it
was the moment I touched down
how bout no longer being masochistic
how bout remembering your divinity
how bout unabashedly bawling your eyes out
how bout not equating death with stopping
thank you india
thank you providence
thank you disillusionment
thank you nothingness
thank you clarity
thank you thank you silence