Science! (Thursday, Period 7)

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For those who were just coming in, the lab appeared to be empty. Except, that is, until a loud bang and a puff of smoke appeared from behind one of the benches.

Coughing and waving his wee muppety hands to be rid of the smoke, the odd little man appeared at the front of the classroom. His wild-haired friend did too.

"Mee-mee-mee-meeep!"

"Yes, yes, I see now that there was too much silver nitrate involved." Then he saw the class. "Oh, hello! I'm Doctor Bunsen Honeydew and this is my assistant Beaker."

"Meep."

"Normally we work at Muppet Labs producing the finest in modern technology, but today your Professor Frizzle is away and we're here to fill in her fine, scientific shoes."

Beaker lifted one leg up at an anatomically impossible angle and put it on the counter to emphasize the point.

Doctor Honeydew continued. "Today, children, we are learning about the layers of the Earth. Your handout will show you all of the various layers that make up this wonderful planet of ours with all different types of rocks. This is a practical class, so instead of reading some wonderful, environmentally-safe paper handouts, today you're going to use clay to build your very own model planet!"

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Re: Talk during the lecture

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Luna found the guest lecturers to be rather delightful.

When you've taken classes with the most uninteresting ghost in the universe, a muppet sans eyes isn't the most distressing thing one could encounter.