For the New Arrivals - Journalism Information

[jerusalem-s.livejournal.com]

Teaching Philosophy and Course Overview.

Use Proper English or Die.

Course Information

All right. Anyone can register until the end of the day,give some of you terminally late people a chance to sit in on the first actual class and see if this is something that you want to subject themselves to. Combat journalism is closed unless you can give me one hell of a convincing argument.

At midnight tonight, I'm going to give the final list to my Assistant and if you want to transfer into any Journalism class, you're going to have to make one hell of a convincing argument, in writing.

This is also the last call for permission slips. There's still a large stack in the box outside my classroom. These aren't the school forms, which I advise you to procure a large supply and my Assistant will be checking with the Administration to see that you do, but my own slips as drawn up by my lawyer. Sign where indicated, have parent, guardian or (if you're over the age of majority) two adult witnesses sign in the appropriate places and turn them in and then make a note below to confirm. My Assistant will keep track of who has and hasn't turned in their forms and if you expect me to take you so much as a an inch beyond campus boundaries without both sets of forms, it's going to be a long, boring school year.

War zones, coups, bordellos, diaster sites, political conventions, massacres, other planets, inquisitional hearings, whale riding and dinosaur farms are not available to anyone without the appropriate permissions.

... not that I'm guaranteeing as much as a trip to the nearest Long Pig for lunch without a good look at what I have to work with.

Assistant and Interns: I want to see all three of you at my quarters at the end of class unless you have a conflict. We're going to have to teach my security system to recognize you and then we're going to talk about pay, duties and how I take my morning coffee.

Edit: Chriek, I suppose the above applies to you as well. Work study means work and that means I'm going to want you to have access to my quarters as well.

Assistant, find out what happened to those work study forms I ordered.

Comments

[caroline-todd.livejournal.com]

Just a note to advise I've handed in my permission slip Sir.

[the4thsister.livejournal.com]

I'd like to apply to take Journalism 101? Am I too late?

(OOC) I'm new to all this so please be gentle while I settle in!)

[jerusalem-s.livejournal.com]

I'll add your name to the roster. Be sure to show up for class... and get your permission slips to my Assistant.

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

Just letting you know I've handed in my permission slip. You'll see where my mother signed, along with my grandparents. If there's any problem, you can raise it with either myself or my mother, msgilmoredanes.

[last-worde.livejournal.com]

I dropped my permission slip off before school this morning, sir.

I trust forgeries are acceptable so long as they're undetectable.

[otto-chriek.livejournal.com]

Yes, sir. I haff absolutely no conflicts, und also a permission form vith me.

[lady-jessica-bg.livejournal.com]

Is it too late for 301? I only got signed up this afternoon (I got let in late because I gave advance warning, but needed a while before I got my new account set up).

[jerusalem-s.livejournal.com]

I'm not closing class registration until Friday afternoon. You're in plenty of time. Get your permission forms signed, however.

[lady-jessica-bg.livejournal.com]

Done.

[lady-jessica-bg.livejournal.com]

Er, that is to say, I turned the form in.

[chasingangela]

Here's my permission slip.

[smallfry-.livejournal.com]

*hands you permission slip, hastily brushing off bits of stray glitter*

[courier-gavin.livejournal.com]

Permission slip dropped off!

[thehurleyabides.livejournal.com]

Here's the slip, dude.

[marieann-d.livejournal.com]

Here's my slip, Professor. Since my parents disowned me are unavailable, my previous school's headmaster is acting as my guardian.

[jayne-serenity.livejournal.com]

Jayne has already handed in his permission slip

[mycanonhatesme]

Here's my permission slip, sir.

[krycek-rat.livejournal.com]

"Here you are, sir."

[positive-angel.livejournal.com]

*hands in a permission slip, signed by Kagetsuya Black, guardian*

[teen-twin.livejournal.com]

*Hands in permission slip just under the wire*

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

201 sounds cool, I'll take that. Turned in my permission slip and forgot to sign up for the class. Love how that works.

[marsheadtilt.livejournal.com]

*hands in permission slip*

[the-envious-sin.livejournal.com]

*hands over permission slip*

[fh_jackass]

*hands in permission slip*

[e-verdigris.livejournal.com]

*belatedly grabs permission slips, signs them with her father's name, and tosses them on Assistant's desk*

[dbiers.livejournal.com]

*Hands over permission slips*

[deadlikegeorge.livejournal.com]

*rolls eyes as she drops her permission slip into the Professor's inbox*

[medusae-x.livejournal.com]

You have a permission slip for Duce. Whether or not the signature is legit is a matter for debate.