Health Class, Friday, 11/10

[blonde-doctor.livejournal.com]

Elliot waited until the class was assembled before she began speaking.

"OKay, guys, your midterm projects are due today -- a two-minute health PSA on the topic of your choice in the medium of your choice, as you know because I mentioned it last time we met and I'm pretty sure none of you are deaf or totally hate me. Yet."

"Wow me."

"I'll ask each of you questions after your presentations are done."

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Re: Presentations/Q&A, health, 11/10

[blonde-doctor.livejournal.com]

"Hi, Row-- Laddie," Elliot said. "Your dead dog had a heart attack?"

Re: Presentations/Q&A, health, 11/10

[girlsnamehere.livejournal.com]

JD, who is totally winging this, stands tall and points an authoritative finger.

"Yes! Yes he did! So I bring Laddie here as a lesson to all about the necessity of proper exercise and diet!"

His voice becomes as creepy as possible. "BEWARE THE FOLLY THAT HAD TAKEN THE LIFE OF THIS CANINE."

Re: Presentations/Q&A, health, 11/10

[blonde-doctor.livejournal.com]

"Which would be ... not obesity," Elliot said. "Poor diet, poor genes, stress? Something else?"

Re: Presentations/Q&A, health, 11/10

[girlsnamehere.livejournal.com]

JD scrambled. Very quickly, as indicated by the sudden shifting of his eyes.

"Yes. Not obesity, because Laddie isn't fat." He leaned over, whispering in the dog's ear. "You remember that boy. You're beautiful, just the way you are."

"But, Laddie likely had bad genes, which predisposed him to congential heart difficulties. And he is a dog, so, obviously, he was on a red meat diet high in fat. And he might have had tennis-ball related stress too."

Re: Presentations/Q&A, health, 11/10

[blonde-doctor.livejournal.com]

"Catching balls can be incredibly stressful," Elliot said. She could tell JD was winging it, but at least it was entertaining. "Anything else you want to share?"

Re: Presentations/Q&A, health, 11/10

[girlsnamehere.livejournal.com]

"I know! Totally! Ahem." JD composed himself.

"So, boys and girls. Take your lesson from Laddie here. Eat well, exercise and stay away from tennis balls and you can avoid an appointment with your local taxedermist."