http://demons-death.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] demons-death.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2006-11-08 12:26 pm
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Hunting 101 - Class 9 (Wednesday period 7)

John was leaning against his desk as the class filed in, listening with a faintly amused expression to Blair who was going on at length about something that seemed to require a lot of gesturing and a fair amount of bouncing. The sign up sheet was in its usual place and beside it were several handouts.

The more observant of the students may notice that there was also someone who looked remarkably like Seely Booth only wearing more black lurking in the shadows at the front of the room. Those that are observant and also know him would recognise this person as Angel.



"Good afternoon," John said when everyone was settled. "I trust you all enjoyed your week off. Today we're going to be discussing the undead. The simplest definition of undead is something that is dead, but still act in some ways as if they're alive. You've been given a handout that lists a number of the more common undead entities you may happen to encounter. The biggest group, ghosts and spirits, we've already covered earlier so today we're going to focus more on things with an actual physical body still." He smiled slightly. "The walking corpses.

"The one thing in common that undead entities seem to have is that they're all missing something that living beings have. Ghosts are missing bodies, the corporeal undead tend to be missing heartbeats and breath at the least. And a great many of them are missing consciences and souls. Or whatever you want to call the essence that makes us human.

"That doesn't mean all of them are going to be amoral or evil, but it does certainly raise the odds considerably that they will be. Add in the fact that probably the majority of the undead can or do feed off of living humans and the chances are that any you run into are going to attempting to hurt you or innocents around you. And those are the ones we're discussing here today.

"With ghosts I was able to give you a list of things that are going to work, if not all the time, damn near it. That unfortunately isn't something I can do with the undead. There are so many variations and each has its own strengths and weaknesses. Even the same type of creature can vary depending on origin and home dimension -- the vampires that exist where I come from -- which are described in the other handout I gave you -- vary significantly from the vampires in, for example, Miss Summers dimension." He nodded in Dawn's directioin.

"As for zombies, I have a list as long as my arm of various methods of dealing with them, none of which is guaranteed to work on every zombie. There are some basic things though that you can try that are more likely to work than not: holy water, silver, iron, wood inserted in various interesting and specific ways, and," he smiled, eyes seeking out various students who had shown pyromanic tendencies, "always a favourite, fire. Generally one or more of those will work in some way, though there are no guarantees. You'll have to experiment and do your research to determine what will work against any specific threat you face.

"Basically, the thing you most need to remember when dealing with the undead is to not take anything for granted. An example of that would be our guest speaker today," John turned to the figure lurking in the shadows, "Angel. He's a vampire so he can give you a sort of insider's view into what being undead is like. Feel free to ask him any questions you have." John's smile may have turned just a little wolfish.

When Angel had finished his part of the class, John said, "We're going to try something a little new -- a homework assignment. I want each of you to pick something that would be categorised as undead and then find out all you can about it -- how they're created, what they're said to do, what is said is to be effective defenses against them and why. Next week is of course the practical class so you've two weeks to get it done. If you have any questions about this, you can see me after class or during my office hours."

[ooc: wait for ocds are up. Have at it!]

Re: Angel's lecture

[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com 2006-11-08 08:38 pm (UTC)(link)
John smiled and, after waiting his turn, asked, "What kinds of things do you do to prepare for a fight with a bad guy? To make sure you don't get hurt...too badly."

Re: Angel's lecture

[identity profile] notstakedyet.livejournal.com 2006-11-08 08:39 pm (UTC)(link)
"Bring plenty of weapons," Angel said, giving John a grin of hello. "I can take a hit and heal. So I like to make sure it's the other guy who takes all the hitting."

Re: Angel's lecture

[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com 2006-11-08 08:43 pm (UTC)(link)
John grinned back. "Do most bad guys, before you start fighting and stuff, underestimate you at first? Thinking you're just a guy who they can knock around easily?"

Re: Angel's lecture

[identity profile] notstakedyet.livejournal.com 2006-11-08 08:53 pm (UTC)(link)
"Sometimes," Angel said. He grinned a little dorkily. "Then I get to do the vamp face and scare 'em."

Re: Angel's lecture

[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com 2006-11-08 10:15 pm (UTC)(link)
"And then they learn their lesson," John added, smiling again.

Re: Angel's lecture

[identity profile] notstakedyet.livejournal.com 2006-11-08 10:27 pm (UTC)(link)
"If not that's when I go for punching them in the face."

Re: Angel's lecture

[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com 2006-11-08 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
"Which, I'm sure, is much ow," he said. "Toasty says hi, by the way."

Re: Angel's lecture

[identity profile] notstakedyet.livejournal.com 2006-11-08 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Angel grinned. "He seeing anybody yet?"

Re: Angel's lecture

[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com 2006-11-08 10:34 pm (UTC)(link)
"The inside of one of the cabinets," John answered. "Aeryn's not too fond of him."

Re: Angel's lecture

[identity profile] notstakedyet.livejournal.com 2006-11-08 10:35 pm (UTC)(link)
"I have a feeling that's what Cal's doing to Logan right about now," Angel said.

Re: Angel's lecture

[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com 2006-11-08 10:38 pm (UTC)(link)
"Sounds cozy," John said, grinning. "Your own slice of heaven."

Re: Angel's lecture

[identity profile] notstakedyet.livejournal.com 2006-11-08 10:39 pm (UTC)(link)
"Sleeping on Wilson and Phale's couch has been the quietest my nights have been for a while," Angel said. "Though on the upside, Logan's really honing his survival skills."

Re: Angel's lecture

[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com 2006-11-08 10:45 pm (UTC)(link)
"I can loan you Toasty, make it a little more crazy for you," John said.

Re: Angel's lecture

[identity profile] notstakedyet.livejournal.com 2006-11-08 10:46 pm (UTC)(link)
"Might unite Logan and Cal behind a common goal," Angel said.

Re: Angel's lecture

[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com 2006-11-08 10:49 pm (UTC)(link)
"Try holding hands and singing Kumbaya?" John suggested. "Maybe it'll give you guys an inner peace."

Re: Angel's lecture

[identity profile] notstakedyet.livejournal.com 2006-11-08 10:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Angel could comment on how he'd been helping Logan's inner peace lately, but he was still sworn to secrecy on that subject.

"That's a thought."

Re: Angel's lecture

[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com 2006-11-08 11:04 pm (UTC)(link)
"It'll get better," John said, nodding like he knew what he was talking about. "Give it time."

Re: Angel's lecture

[identity profile] notstakedyet.livejournal.com 2006-11-08 11:04 pm (UTC)(link)
"Hope so," Angel said. He grinned a little. "If not, you can help me keep 'em apart come Christmas."

Re: Angel's lecture

[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com 2006-11-08 11:09 pm (UTC)(link)
"Callisto loves me," John said. "I'll play an eighteen hour Scrabble game with her."

Re: Angel's lecture

[identity profile] notstakedyet.livejournal.com 2006-11-08 11:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Angel got a little distracted pondering what he could do if he was alone with Logan for 18 uninterrupted hours.

Re: Angel's lecture

[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com 2006-11-08 11:16 pm (UTC)(link)
John was oblivious to such thoughts so he kept going. "Get one triple word score on her and she'd go nuts and not stop till she beat me."

Re: Angel's lecture

[identity profile] notstakedyet.livejournal.com 2006-11-08 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
"You do realize that with Cal that's a literal beating, right?"

Re: Angel's lecture

[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com 2006-11-09 12:06 am (UTC)(link)
"I know," he said. "I have a high pain tolerance. I date Aeryn."

Re: Angel's lecture

[identity profile] notstakedyet.livejournal.com 2006-11-09 12:06 am (UTC)(link)
"When you're right you're right," Angel conceeded.