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Das Schnitzel was manning the cafeteria today. Or rather, chickening. She had on her sunglasses and she didn't look like she was in the mood for questions. Why was she in such a bad mood? Probably because of the fact that the Chef fell down the stairs this morning and now thinks he's Gilligan from Gilligan's Island. And to make matters worse he's convinced several of the chickens to dress up as Mary Anne, Ginger, Mr. and Mrs. Howell and the Professor.

And to make matters even worse than that, he kept referring to Das Schnitzel as "The Skipper". She's got him locked up in the freezer right now but if a chicken wearing a lab coat comes up to you holding a radio made of coconuts, don't panic.


Today's Menu:

-Meatloaf

-Steak Fries...always soggy.

-Waldorf Salad

-Coconut Cream Pie made by...Mary Anne.

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[justmisplaced.livejournal.com]

Shawn raises an eyebrow at the chicken in sunglasses, but figures that weirder things show up around here.

He grabs a little of everything, whether it looks appetising or not, before finding a seat at an empty table. He's that hungry.

[ktarian-wildman.livejournal.com]

Naomi had heard the morning announcements but she still got a bit of everything, after all having grown up eating Neelix's food she had pretty much grown a strong resistance to this style of cooking.