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Guud murneeng stoodents! Ixcooxe-a me-a iff it seems leeke-a I'm esleep tudey. It's becoose-a I em. Steyed up lest neeght vetcheeng Deseegning Vumee re-a-roons.

Tudey's Menoo:

-Mecurunee und Cheese-a

-Greee Beun Cesserule-a

-Meshed Putetues

-Cherry Piee-a

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[likethegun]

Sam finished writing, "Ask about slaying - distract with monster talk," when he glanced up at Buffy. "What thing with the Xacto knife?"

[1ordinarygirl.livejournal.com]

Buffy brightened and began waving her fork around eagerly. "Okay, I wasn't out hunting, right? So all I had was a li'l-li'l Xacto knife when I ran into this really huge vampire with a really thick neck, and I had to cling to him and cut into his neck with the Xacto knife. It took forever, but I did it."

[likethegun]

Sam did his best not to gape as he struggled between being grossed out, and being seriously impressed. "Wow. Um. Maybe I should ask about that? Because that sounds like a fun story to tell. Or would that give her--you--like, ideas about how to get rid of my body?"

[1ordinarygirl.livejournal.com]

"Not unless you're secretly a vampire," Buffy pointed out. "And vampires tend to go pooof. Not much to hide, really. So you could totally ask her about that!"

[likethegun]

"Okay, good." Sam sounded a little relieved as he made a note of that. "Can you think of anything I could do that might make her tell Dawn to stop dating me? So I can avoid doing that, of course."

[1ordinarygirl.livejournal.com]

"I'm not sure if telling Dawn not to do something actually works," Buffy said thoughtfully. "But bad things... Turning into a vampire. Definitive no-no."

[likethegun]

Sam smirked. "I don't think I have to worry about that, but I'll keep it in mind."

[1ordinarygirl.livejournal.com]

"Around here, you never know. I was a puppy," Buffy said, poking at her mac&cheese. "So you could probably turn into a vampire by walking into the wrong closet. So stay away from unknown closets for a while."